Dear Abby, Dear Abby, You have no complaints. You are what you are and you aint what you aint. So listen up buster and listen up good. Stop wishing for bad luck and knock on wood.
She thinks all my jokes are corny. Convict movies make her horny.
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs. Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs.
She takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her go.
Easy question here: I'm the typical alpha heterosexual male. I'm well educated, love women, and enjoy the typical male stereotypes. (Sports, beer, risky behaviors) However, I really get of on cross dressing! It really gets me off! Not just a skirts or dresses either, I mean the sluttiest, most feminine wear possible. Not only that, I fantasize about cock constantly. I imagine being a helpless slutty woman servicing infinite cocks constantly.
My simple question is this: Am I gay if I do not find men attractive given the above facts?