Are You Getting Enough SEX?

First i want to warn any man if your doctor wants to give you methadone say no and run it takes all earges away.

It's been 3 yrs. had to take meds. counteract the other.

hand jobs do not count.
 
I could get sex, but I'm currently abstaining. Like I mentioned in an earlier thread, beating off is usually better than my options with women.

Ditto. Given the choice between being with psycho ex girlfriend and quality time alone I'm going with the latter.
 
RastaPope said:
My current options are...not perfect, let's say. Little interest there.

But my right forearm sure is ripped.

You need to get ambidextrous, dude, or you're gonna look all lopisided.
 
Laurel said:


You need to get ambidextrous, dude, or you're gonna look all lopisided.

Seriously. My right arm is at least 30% more thickly muscled than my left. Add to that that I play guitar, and that's the arm I use...


I once saw a Far Side comic, I believe it once. One panel of 2 guys sitting at a bar room table. A scrawny guy and a huge biker. The biker says "Right arm? Sure, doesn't matter to me, I'll beat you either way." But you can see under the table, and the guy's right forearm looks like it was transplanted from the Hulk.
 
RastaPope said:
I once saw a Far Side comic, I believe it once. One panel of 2 guys sitting at a bar room table. A scrawny guy and a huge biker. The biker says "Right arm? Sure, doesn't matter to me, I'll beat you either way." But you can see under the table, and the guy's right forearm looks like it was transplanted from the Hulk.

LOL! I'm pretty sure I've seen that one. It's what I pictured when I read your post. :D
 
MechaBlade said:


Then I got you beat. Hands down.

does that mean what i think it means?

does it mean that we're tied?
 
Damn you, jl!! I realized when I looked at this thread just how long it's been. . . :eek: No, I'm not getting enough. :(
 
Laurel....terrific picture!!!

I had never seen a pic of you before. You're gorgeous!!

JL:kiss:
 
cutie pie said:
Damn you, jl!! I realized when I looked at this thread just how long it's been. . . :eek: No, I'm not getting enough. :(

Morning, cp.:kiss:

From the looks of things on this thread, you aren't alone.
JL
 
JailBait said:

2 months? try 5. I'm begining to have withdrawl symtoms. I'm begining to forget hot it feels to hold a hard , throbbing cock in my hand.

I know how you feel JB, it's been 4 for me. Still, sex isn't everything, alright it almost is but you know what I mean. lol

Carl
 
Carl East said:


I know how you feel JB, it's been 4 for me. Still, sex isn't everything, alright it almost is but you know what I mean. lol

Carl


Who told you sex wasn't everything?? :D

JL:kiss:
 
yes I am, after 12 years of marriage she is the one that initiates it at least every other night, and dont think I am complaining one little bit :p
 
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