Are you afraid?

[Deborah]

Expertise, I predict that Satan and his minions will chew you up and spit you out.

Have you not read my erotic novel "Prey for Me?" I wonder? Satan's minions, the Nephilim, escape from the abyss, riding Harleys, to seduce human women. But of more concern to you personally, Satan's favorite minion, Lilith, so far has chewed up four dicks and spit them out and ripped out one heart.

BTW, Expertise, you were right on your "Musings" thread. I do have big shoulders. Also, on the only pic that shows my face on Literotica I sport a moustache and goatee. And I'm three foot taller than my car in the pic. You'll never find the pic but go ask Laurel if you don't believe me. But you were wrong about me having a heart of gold. I have no heart but I'm looking for one just like my heroine Lilith.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Oh yeah! That part in the "Shining" where he's riding his big wheel down the corridor and sees those twins? Ewwwwwww... gave me chills just thinking about it.

Movie= What was that movie where Harry Connick Jr. played that crazy man that stalked the chick from Alien? Man, that scared me to death! And Cujo... whoooo, I heard the music to that movie and flipped it right off when I first saw it, later on I watched it the whole way through but that was a baaaaaad one.

I adore scary movies but I can't watch them alone because I really freak out. EVERYthing sounds like the boogie man. *s*

I've read everything that Stephen King has written and the scariest book was a collection of short stories he wrote, "Night Shift", I think, that contained a story in there about the boogyman that stayed in the closet? That scared the shit out of me. I still can't sleep with my closet door cracked. And "Pet Semetary" the book, not the movie, scared me so bad I had to sleep with my younger sis for a week (she is 4 yrs younger).

 

[R Nitelight]

Halloween.
Most horror movies feature the monsters JUMPING OUT to scare you. The best part of Halloween is when Michael Myers is in plain sight, and is walking toward you slowly, slowly, slowly -- and knowing you are powerless to stop him.


My second choice would be Doctor Tongue's 3-D House of Pancakes.
Ohhhh! Scary stuff, kids. Did you see all those....pancakes? And all that syrup?

 

[Savage Kitten]

*shivers*

Oh man, I hate scary movies. They freak me out, and give me nightmares. They make me so scared I feel sick to my stomache.

My children, on the other hand, are horror pic show freaks. They love the Scream movies, 'I know what you did last summer' movies, we own 'IT' and they watch it as often as possible.. talk about IT ... make referrences to IT... ugh.. they know they creep me when they do that haha My sister took them to see 'The haunting' and they came back telling my it was sooo stupid that even I could have watched it... gee wiz.. thanks babies hehe

 

[Deborah]

"Night Shift" you say? I thought that was the movie where Michael Keaton and Fonzie pimp out of a morgue. Very scary!

My favorite tune "Necrophilia Dominae" comes from that flick. It goes like this ...

Something's rotten deep inside
Need some more formaldehyde
Eyes are turning much too blue
Don't know what's come over you

Necophilia dominae
Spiritus sanctus A-OK
Necrophilia dominae

Skin's a lovely shade of gray
Rigor mortis here to stay
You're the only stiff for me
Can't wait for the autopsy

Necrophilia dominae
Spiritus sanctus A-OK
Necrophilia dominae

Get too loose I'll sew it shut
Get my kicks from your dead butt
You are one hot worm bitch
How I love postmortem twitch

 

[Expertise]

Awwww Deborah you post tough but I think you're really a softie at heart.

I thought the nephilim were from that book the 12th Planet or from Babylonian and Sumerian mythology. Seriously. The superior beings who bred with the daughters of earth. Superior in a benign non-evil way.

 

[Flagg]

Only one film fucked me up. Salem's Lot. Some bright spark thought it would be OK for me to watch it age 7. I had nightmares every night for a year and didn't watch a horror film again until I was 18. But then I decided I would give the genre another go and loved it! I've since watched all the films that I missed over the years and I can safely say that not one of them scares me The Exorcist included. The closest I got was The Shining though it wasn't the film that unsettled me, it was the book - so much more powerful.

One film I haven't watched since though is Salem's Lot. Even if it is the most unscary film to watch it would still freak me out.

 

[Bliss]

I saw Psycho when I was about 8. Scared the shit out of me, but I still love the psychological thrillers best. *redrum* The Shining the movie didn't bother me much, but the book did.

Really not a slasher movie fan, but I did manage to shhhhushhie it up enough to laugh through Scream. Scream II is another story. *shudder*

Two horror movies opened this past weekend, Urban Legend 2 (or whatever the title is) and a revamped anniversary edition of Exorcist with suppossedly even more green pea soup.

 

[Deborah]

Expertise, I am NOT a softie. My dick NEVER gets limp, like you and the rest of these male chauvinistic "girls." Just ask what's her name, Crystal.

 

[chal13]

I'd have to agree with C/L, the original "The Haunting" was easily the movie that scared me the most. I'd have to say I was very disappointed my the re-make. One other that scared me would be Hell House.

 

[Deborah]

Revelation 13:17, "Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six."

Don't you fucking people get it yet? I AM the antichrist.

 

[R Nitelight]

Dear Antichrist,
You're late!
Love,
R Nitelight

 

[Flagg]

I always suspected you were a man. Its all that penis envy don't you know.

 

[Gaucho]

Revelation 13:17, "Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six."

Don't you fucking people get it yet? I AM the antichrist.

Ho-hum. Another AntiChrist for a day. I wonder who's next?

 

[Guest]

A day you say Gaucho? No, me thinks this will last until the end of the world as you know it. And whose side will you be on at the battle of Armageddon?

 

[Gaucho]

Don't want to slide off that number just yet, eh Deb? And couldn't you come up with anything better than Deborator? Reminds me of Fred Rated and the Federated commercials (there's another one: Shadoe Stevens, where are you now? God, this morning is just full of them).

Now then, whose side will I be on? Well, since I don't truly believe that there will be such a battle, I guess I'll have to sit this one out.

But if I were to choose sides, honey, I'd be on yours. I mean, how could I possibly fight against a man whose dick never goes soft?

 

[Guest]

 

[Bliss]

Shadoe Stevens, where are you now?

Doing Gary Owens' job on Hollywood Squares, with Whoopi.

 

[Gaucho]

Shadoe Stevens, where are you now?

Doing Gary Owens' job on Hollywood Squares, with Whoopi.

Of course! Old announcers never die, they just....well, they just end up shilling on retreads of old TV shows.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Movie= What was that movie where Harry Connick Jr. played that crazy man that stalked the chick from Alien? Man, that scared me to death!

Copycat it was .... Sigourney Weaver.


And as for fear, hands up who didn't flinch during the ankle breaking scene in Misery!

Da chef

 

[Guest]

Actually, Gaucho, it was Roger the Rachel who gave me the name "Deborator." Your beef is with her not me. Yeah, she also gave me the name "Debwa" but that sounds a little too feminine.

Incidentally, I am now officially a groupie for the band Pluto Monkey (see how I always get the butt plug in Rog?). Just one of the boys on the band. But I'm certainly not wearing one of those little pink plaid skirts. They don't match my nails.

Go Pluto Monkeys Go!

Reminds me of the Fighting Gamecocks of the U. of South Carolina fight song ...

Go Cocks Go!

Sex, Sex, Sex!

No wait, that's ...

Six, Six, Six!

 

[Expertise]

Yes Deborah we are all very proud and happy about your penis, now put it away. It makes Flagg antsy.

What about the freakin' nephilim o' Dark Lord and cookie baker.

 

[Thumper]

The antichrist ain't shit!

I refuse to even capitalize the name...Good song by iron Maiden though....

Scary....Arachnophobia....cause I absolutely hate spiders!!!

The shining was a treat of the subliminal kind...book was better even!

Schindler's List....cause that actually happened and that is truly scary....that humans can get that barbaric.... Satan would have to settle for the silver medal after Hitler and his gang of idiots...

 

[Bliss]

"They Might Be Giants"

What about the freakin' nephilim o' Dark Lord and cookie baker.

Expertness, poetic license dictates that they get to be whatever she pleases.
Strictly speaking, a nephilim is a giant, perhaps the Shaq's of their day even. Anne Rice took the myths and named them Taltos, you know, Lasher.

I'll be quiet and let you keep pokin' at her now, O' Brave One.

 

[April]

Bliss, maybe he needs the stick I gave you yesterday.