Are you a virgin? It's your lucky day!!!

[mdb913]

So, apparently, there's this girl who thinks that virginity is some kind of disease, like syphilis without the hilarity. So, she's offering to whore herself out; she's created a waiting list for her vagina, which is open (and you bet your ass the pun is intended) only to Internet virgins.

Seriously.

 

[rgraham666]

Humans.

 

[tickledkitty]

I don't geddit.

 

[oggbashan]

I don't geddit.

It's spam...

Og

 

[mdb913]

Yeah, although tempted (and believe me, I contemplated this for a whole 14 seconds), I highly doubt this is on the up-and-up. Besides, even if it was, I defy anyone to find a mathematician skilled enough to count all the STDs this chick must have.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

Strange.

 

[Carnevil9]

Virginity is like a balloon. One prick, and it's gone.

 

[mdb913]

Virginity is like a balloon. One prick, and it's gone.

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AH-ha! AH-ha!

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