Are you a twue dominant?

[graceanne]

True or false. One point per correct answer.

10+ points - Congratulations you are a twue Dominant, but you already knew that. From now on you may capitalize dominant.

7-9 points - You are almost there. If you continue to work hard you on your self righteousness, then someday you might become a twue dom.

0-6 points - you are a part time dom and a poser. Stop before you hurt yourself.

*special thanks to bibunny for aid in thinking up questions*

 

[Kurokami]

False! I win!

... Unless there's a link or something that's been missed.

EDIT: Yup, did not see the poll. Now I look dumb, but let's keep this here as a monument to that

 

[Stella_Omega]

I win! I'm so damn dominant. Weawwy Twuwwy.

 

[graceanne]

False! I win!

... Unless there's a link or something that's been missed.

EDIT: Yup, did not see the poll. Now I look dumb, but let's keep this here as a monument to that

Well, the poll took awhile to put up, because of the length of the questions.

 

[Kurokami]

Well, the poll took awhile to put up, because of the length of the questions.

Yeah, might just have had bad timing. Oh well, you people needed to learn I'm an idiot sooner or later

 

[kiwi_submissive]

A Twue dominant would not answer this poll because you have not capitalised the D's

 

[graceanne]

A Twue dominant would not answer this poll because you have not capitalised the D's

Well, just because they take the test doesn't mean they're a twue dominant. They don't get to capitalize dominant until they've passed the test. Then they're a Dominant.

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Well, just because they take the test doesn't mean they're a twue dominant. They don't get to capitalize dominant until they've passed the test. Then they're a Dominant.

They could get certificates once they have passed the test to show to potential twue subs

 

[graceanne]

They could get certificates once they have passed the test to show to potential twue subs

Twue Dominants don't need certificates, because twue subs know that they're twue by the way they tell them to suck their dick/pussy.

 

[DVS]

Nope, not gonna bite. I didn't vote. There's too much of a risk that something I write or vote for in this thread could be misunderstood. It seems when I make a joke any more, it's taken as a serious comment and in extreme cases, threads are even started.

Just kidding, folks. Did I include enough smilies to show my jovial demeanor?

OK, here's one more, just to be on the safe side. God, I hope this is enough because I'm only allowed to use 10 in one post.

 

[lovecraft68]

I can only get a 9 because I will never weadily admit that cheese is better than gum.

 

[Shankara20]

There's too much of a risk that something I write or vote for in this thread could be misunderstood. It seems when I make a joke any more, it's taken as a serious comment and in extreme cases, threads are even started .

ARE YOU FRACKIN" SERIOUS!!!!

oh

your not


sorry


my bad


carry on....





rats, that was only 6

 

[Shankara20]

*sounds of Shank pondering...*


Any chance there will be one for twue bi-switches?




I didn't think so.....

 

[Sir_Winston54]

<Sigh> I only got one point. I guess I'm not a twue dominant. <Sigh>





Oh, wait! I'm a Sadist, not a Dominant!

 

[Licia]

God, I hope this is enough because I'm only allowed to use 10 in one post.

*hand on her hip, raspberry!*

=PPPPPPPPP!

*chuckles*

*pat pat*

"S'ok. Just concerned about feelings. Oopsie. Tone is as tone does."

*searches Hitchcock's face*

"Better now?"

"Oh!"

*rummages about frantically*

She mutters to herself, "...coulda swore I'd seen those boots around somewhere...Leave 'em at the last s'more roast?"

A finger wraps around an auburn curl while she thinks. "Remeber now."

*dashes off quickly, and returns with two sets of boots*

One pair, she places on the floor. The other, she enamors. "Platforms, mahaha."

Attention now focused soley on her boots, her fingers take on the charicature of a mantis.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Cheese should be splayed on a sub.

<Sigh> I only got one point. I guess I'm not a twue dominant. <Sigh>





Oh, wait! I'm a Sadist, not a Dominant!

A twue Sadist??




Fweak.

Twue Dominants don't need certificates, because twue subs know that they're twue by the way they tell them to suck their dick/pussy.

I will not have Twue Dominants widiculed by the wowdy wabble!!

In fact, I bewieve my fwiend Bigus Dickus was a Twue Dominant.

 

[BiBunny]

I will not have Twue Dominants widiculed by the wowdy wabble!!

In fact, I bewieve my fwiend Bigus Dickus was a Twue Dominant.

*Snickers, then coughs, straightens, and attempts to look composed*

One of my most favoritest movies ever.

 

[Shankara20]

Oh, wait! I'm a Sadist, not a Dominant!

Then you will have no need for this (link)

 

[Lord_Steve]

*hand on her hip, raspberry!*

=PPPPPPPPP!

*chuckles*

*pat pat*

"S'ok. Just concerned about feelings. Oopsie. Tone is as tone does."

*searches Hitchcock's face*

"Better now?"

"Oh!"

*rummages about frantically*

She mutters to herself, "...coulda swore I'd seen those boots around somewhere...Leave 'em at the last s'more roast?"

A finger wraps around an auburn curl while she thinks. "Remeber now."

*dashes off quickly, and returns with two sets of boots*

One pair, she places on the floor. The other, she enamors. "Platforms, mahaha."

Attention now focused soley on her boots, her fingers take on the charicature of a mantis.

are we just all going to ignore that this lady seems to be having a stroke? what the hell is wrong with you all. someone get her a defibrillator or a dictionary or some fucking thing

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I answered the only two questions that mattered.

Everyone is subject to my authority. EVERYONE.

Everything else falls into line after that. Including all the anal sex and dick sucking I want, while having Gor books read to me by one slave while another peels my grapes and feeds them to me.

And of course cheese is better than gum. Jeeeez, everyone knows that.

 

[graceanne]

I answered the only two questions that mattered.

Everyone is subject to my authority. EVERYONE.

Everything else falls into line after that. Including all the anal sex and dick sucking I want, while having Gor books read to me by one slave while another peels my grapes and feeds them to me.

And of course cheese is better than gum. Jeeeez, everyone knows that.

DVS thinks that gum is better than cheese.

Silly, misinformed DVS. *shakes head sadly*

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Switch here, but with Dom leanings. Not in Evil Geoff's league at all, of course.

 

[Licia]

are we just all going to ignore that this lady seems to be having a stroke? what the hell is wrong with you all. someone get her a defibrillator or a dictionary or some fucking thing

Pfft.

I've my own toolbox complete with local dialect, thankyouverymuch.

If ya ever see me brandishing Websters and an electrical toy, t'would be wise to keep a safe distance--'lest I take the more scientific approach and prod with sticks, mister.

...

However

...

I bet you have cooties.

 

[Lord_Steve]

Pfft.

I've my own toolbox complete with local dialect, thankyouverymuch.

If ya ever see me brandishing Websters and an electrical toy, t'would be wise to keep a safe distance--'lest I take the more scientific approach and prod with sticks, mister.

...

However

...

I bet you have cooties.

now you're just soley enamoring to make a charicature of me =PPPPPPPPPPP

*hand on my hip, posting*

 

[satindesire]

Mawwiage...It's what bwings us togewer...