Are you a slut?

[1Lion]

Or an aspiring slut?

 

[AmberLGreen]

What sort of fucking question is that?

 

[positiveflirt]

Neither!

 

[may_I_please]

I’m a good girl

you beatch

 

[AmberLGreen]

Define slut. Is that a woman who likes sex? Who likes sex with lots of different people? I think it would be good to have a definition here so that you get the correct responses

 

[Daisy_Love]

Or an aspiring slut?

Oh my God you are sooooo gonna get allllllll the ladies

emmm sorry, I mean sluts and aspiring sluts!! Because that line is surely gonna get you all the eboning yer after

 

[Mr_bogey]

I was and I'd like to be again but this marriage thing keeps getting in the way.

 

[may_I_please]

Define slut. Is that a woman who likes sex? Who likes sex with lots of different people? I think it would be good to have a definition here so that you get the correct responses

Or a man

let’s not be gendered about this

there’s a lot of man sluts too (that autocorrected to slugs... jus sayin)

 

[RaineDrops]

It’s more like a side hustle

 

[AmberLGreen]

Or a man

let’s not be gendered about this

there’s a lot of man sluts too (that autocorrected to slugs... jus sayin)

Oops. My bad. I made the assumption based on the OP being so thirsty for female attention, that his target audience would be women

I rephrase my question with the word “woman” removed and replaced with “person”

 

[Taegul]

I'm a slut for nachos.

True story.

 

[1Lion]

It’s more like a side hustle

 

[pandaburr]

I’m a slut for Taegul.

Even when he’s constantly trying to slap my hand away. One day he will accept what’s coming.

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

I’m a slut for Taegul.

Even when he’s constantly trying to slap my hand away. One day he will accept what’s coming.

You better back the fuck off my man. I'm Taegul's only slut and don't you forget it!

 

[pandaburr]

You better back the fuck off my man. I'm Taegul's only slut and don't you forget it!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I am a slut. For good tacos. And I am a lover of skanks. Unsure what that makes me.

 

[may_I_please]

I am a slut. For good tacos. And I am a lover of skanks. Unsure what that makes me.

A sklover or a lovank?

 

[pandaburr]

I am a slut. For good tacos. And I am a lover of skanks. Unsure what that makes me.

The best of the best around here.

 

[ydahecnot]

I am a slut. For good tacos. And I am a lover of skanks. Unsure what that makes me.

You fuck tacos?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I am a slut. For good tacos. And I am a lover of skanks. Unsure what that makes me.

Hot as fuck

 

[ydahecnot]

Did someone just come in from the desert?

 

[Taegul]

I’m a slut for Taegul.

Even when he’s constantly trying to slap my hand away. One day he will accept what’s coming.

Talk is cheap. Prove it.

 

[ydahecnot]

Talk is cheap. Prove it.

Careful; TNT will cut a bitch

 

[Lord Pmann]

Are you tired of just pretending to be a slut? Always trying to suck guys’ dicks, but they just play hard to get? Forever dealing with the guy who doesn’t want to fuck you?

If this is you, try our program and you’ll have nuts in your slut guts in no time! With just a little perspiration, you may turn your slutty asspirations into full blown Whore of Babylon fuckery.

I am so confident in our program, we guarantee your pee will melt porcelain in 4 weeks or less, or you get your money back.

How much does this cost, you ask?

Obviously the price for this program is $69, you dumb slut.

 

[1Lion]

Are you tired of just pretending to be a slut? Always trying to suck guys’ dicks, but they just play hard to get? Forever dealing with the guy who doesn’t want to fuck you?

If this is you, try our program and you’ll have nuts in your slut guts in no time! With just a little perspiration, you may turn your slutty asspirations into full blown Whore of Babylon fuckery.

I am so confident in our program, we guarantee your pee will melt porcelain in 4 weeks or less, or you get your money back.

How much does this cost, you ask?

Obviously the price for this program is $69, you dumb slut.

HAH! Nicely done!