Are You a Sexual Dynamo?

Dillinger

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At which of the following locations have you had sex? If not, at which locations are you willing to get busy?
  • In the back of a cab.
  • During a matinee at the movies.
  • In a cemetary.
  • On a plane.
  • Next to your parent's bedroom.
  • In a car in traffic.
  • On a bus.
  • In a hospital.
  • At your place of work.
  • In your boss' office on his/her desk.
  • In the bathroom at a restaurant.
  • On the roof of your house.
  • On the roof of someone else's house.
  • On any roof.
  • In an elevator.
  • In the dressing room at your favorite clothing store.
  • Outside the dressing room at your favorite clothing store.
  • In the audience at a rock concert.
  • Backstage at a rock concert.
  • In the audience at the ballet.
  • Backstage at the ballet.
  • On a row boat in the middle of Central Park.
  • In the middle of Central Park and fuck the row boat.
  • In the pool at a crowded party.
  • In a crowded public pool.
  • On the balcony of an apartment building or hotel.

What places have I missed that you've done it in and/or are willing to do it in. Not just fantasize about - but actually willing to go for it.
 
During a matinee at the movies
Next to your parent's bedroom
At your place of work
In the bathroom at a restaurant

last

on top of a military ww2 tank
 
I've only done 2 on your list... (not telling which two!)

I can comfortably say that I would be *willing* to have sex in about 70% of those locations... more or less.

:D
 
Dillinger,
Your wonderful list just made me realise how incredibly boring I've been when it comes to sex in various places. :(

Have done neither of them, but heck would love to do every single one!!!! :D

*edited* Ok, take away the cemetary and the fucking the row boat then. Didn't see those before.... :eek:





I now need to find a man who'd be willing to help me out....
 
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OH CRAP

I think I just turned into Sam I Am! Cause yes I'll do it on a bus, and plane and even on a train!
 
Can I take you all up on that? In the interests of scientific investigation, of course.
 
Re: OH CRAP

marksgirl said:
I think I just turned into Sam I Am! Cause yes I'll do it on a bus, and plane and even on a train!

Will you do it with a goat? in a boat?
With a mouse?! In a house?!?

:eek:
 
Dillinger said:
At which of the following locations have you had sex? If not, at which locations are you willing to get busy?
  • During a matinee at the movies. Does the drive in count?
  • In a cemetary. It was a looong time ago
  • On a plane. It was close...
  • Next to your parent's bedroom.yep
  • In a car in traffic.Does giving head doing 120 down the freeway count?
  • At your place of work.Does doing your boss count?
  • In your boss' office on his/her desk.See above
  • In the bathroom at a restaurant.In a nightclub bathroom
  • On a row boat in the middle of Central Park.In a dingy in the middle of Morteon bay
  • On the balcony of an apartment building or hotel.Who hasnt!

 
11 on the list. But almost all during my wild and impetuous youth. :(
 
I think I have a plan...

How about each of you PM me your favorite item on the list, along with a time and place to meet you? *weg*
 
You forgot a few...

In a glass phone booth
In a booth in a restaurant
In the cab of a big machine (steamroller, bulldozer, etc)
On a train (subway, commuter)
In the main cabin of a plane

:D
 
No, but I have citations (not the good kind!) from 3 of them.

I can clear your list too, except for the one's at the ballet, although I've never been accused of having any class.

I did get blown at an Inaugural Ball though...
 
Bob Peale said:
I did get blown at an Inaugural Ball though...

I'm almost afraid to ask which inaugural and by whom... don't suppose it was an intern? *lol*
 
Dillinger said:
At which of the following locations have you had sex? If not, at which locations are you willing to get busy?
  • In the back of a cab. Only received oral on this one.
  • During a matinee at the movies. Several times.
  • In a cemetary. Yes!
  • On a plane. Yep!
  • Next to your parent's bedroom. Hasn't everyone? (yes)
  • In a car in traffic. Absolutely. (dangerous, but exciting)
  • On a bus. No to this one
  • In a hospital. Only oral here.
  • At your place of work. Dozens of times.
  • In your boss' office on his/her desk. I'm the boss, so yes! lol
  • In the bathroom at a restaurant. Twice to this one.
  • On the roof of your house. Not on *my roof.
  • On the roof of someone else's house. Nope.
  • On any roof. Yes! Apartment building.
  • In an elevator. Twice. Once had a camera we found out afterwards. <eg>
  • In the dressing room at your favorite clothing store. Only oral.
  • Outside the dressing room at your favorite clothing store. No.
  • In the audience at a rock concert. Nope
  • Backstage at a rock concert. Not this one either.
  • In the audience at the ballet. Uhh...sorry...I'm not a ballet fan. lol
  • Backstage at the ballet. Refer to above.
  • On a row boat in the middle of Central Park. Never been there.
  • In the middle of Central Park and fuck the row boat. See above.
  • In the pool at a crowded party. lol...yep. (ahh..memories)
  • In a crowded public pool. Public pool...no.
  • On the balcony of an apartment building or hotel. Yes..twice.


You forgot:

In a classroom.
In a church.
In a hottub.
On a public beach.

Not that I'd do any of those. lol :devil:

V~
 
Dillinger said:


I'm almost afraid to ask which inaugural and by whom... don't suppose it was an intern? *lol*

LOL! Nope, they don't get to go.
 
Mmmmk. So, I suck at quotes. lol

My answers are up there..they just look like part of the quote. Sorry guys!!

V~
 
Hehehehheheheheh....

1) At my place of work
2) In my boss' office, but on the floor
3) On my side of a very large front porch
4) Back of a car
5) Hood of a car
6) In some wooded area by railroad tracks
7) In the attic of in-laws house
8) In the middle of a field
9) In the front seat of a car in the middle of a shopping center parking lot
10) In the bathroom with another man while my husband was at the other end of the apt.
11) In my boyfriend's bedroom while he had company (they were just a room away)
12) Bent over a desk in back portion of a new age shop (office)
13) Bent over next to a van

Suzi
 
I've done eleven on your list, plus a few you didn't include.

*in your parents' bed
*in partner's parents' bed
*in the hottub at a party
*in a public hottub
*on the swing-set at a public park
*on the catwalk above the stage at a community theater
*in the school-bus on a long field trip (high school)
*in a van full of people, without anyone else knowing
*in a school darkroom
*on a football field after a game

So, is there a prize?
Or am I just a big slut?

Please, don't answer that. :rolleyes:
 
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