Are you a sex god or goddess???

Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire. Persephone, goddess of the night, is your inner deity and she guides your every move.

Dawn
 
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover.


Like all Lit tests it's probably not sufficiently discriminating. We need some practical trials!
 
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover.
 
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover.

And this is after I answered that I hadn't been laid in a year.

Strange.
 
Cotedebeaune said:



I would rather join your threesome than the latter trio :heart:

Sorry Cote, first in best dressed (or undressed as the case may be), if only you were here a few minutes earlier......

How have you been anyway? I've missed your wit around the boards. :)
 
Vulcan, the God of Fire. Master of fiery passion, you're every woman's dream lover

Strange as I tried to answer as every woman's worst nightmare:D
 
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Persephone, goddess of the night,

Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire.



:D:D
JL
 
Hey Bindii we share the same goddess!!!

:D


Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your feminine charms and deep sensuality drive men crazy with desire.
 
Cotedebeaune said:


No luck there - she's swanning around with Zeus!

I wondered what the fuck you were on about - now I get it - remember, nobody likes a smartarse :D
 
Zeus

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Zeus, the God of Thunder. Charming and popular, you're every woman's dream lover. Sounds about right
 
DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy.

You are one sex-loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you've left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.


Wow...I didn't know I was THAT good......lol
 
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover.

even tho its only a computer test im rather flattered
 
DéjàNu said:
Hey Bindii we share the same goddess!!!

:D



We make a good team!

Hey I just realised this is a great way to pick up men that actually know what they are doing .....lol
 
Hello Bindii,

I've just clicked on the 'for gals' line, and my computer crashed.
Does this mean the 'for boys/gals line' can detect the sex when the wrong gender click on them, or is it because my computer's fucked up?:confused:
 
jass1960 said:


I wondered what the fuck you were on about - now I get it - remember, nobody likes a smartarse :D

Shouldn't you be up Mount Olympus training for a marathon...
sorry Triathlon !
 
Re: Hello Bindii,

ChilledVodka said:
I've just clicked on the 'for gals' line, and my computer crashed.
Does this mean the 'for boys/gals line' can detect the sex when the wrong gender click on them, or is it because my computer's fucked up?:confused:

Lmao! :)

Maybe your too hot for the test???:D
 
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