Are you a jive talker?

[Aphro]

http://youtu.be/uSKoDIlmv1Q

Those Gibb brothers were hawt!

 

[AllyRose]

Oh stewardess. I speak jive.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Jive Lady Passenger: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady Passenger: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady Passenger: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Passenger: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady Passenger: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Passenger: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady Passenger: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

good stuff bro!

Stew

 

[Aphro]

Ha ha ha!

http://youtu.be/g0j2dVuhr6s

 

[Vikingstone]

Ha ha ha!

http://youtu.be/g0j2dVuhr6s

The great Barbara Billingsley.

 

[Learnsmith]

Why yes, I speak Jive.

 

[neci]

there is an innate urge to punch your balls.

 

[neci]

i can't help it. i threw away the filter at the door. i would try to fake it, but i would stop coming.

 

[Aphro]

My balls? I have no balls. I can get some of those trailer hitch truck balls and hang them between my legs if you like. Just let me know what colour.

 

[neci]

camo.

i will find some knuckle gloves.

thank you.

 

[Aphro]

You're welcome.

Shall I hang them so that it looks like the left nut, or the right nut, is lower? Any preference? Should I strap on a song to go with it, for full effect?

 

[neci]

please strap on a song.

 

[Aphro]

Ugh! DONG.

Damn autocorrect!

*walks off singing AC/DC song Big Balls in Barry Gibb falsetto *

 

[Not Normal]

I searched YouTube before I read the threaad, and the Airplane bit is already here.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm just here to witness the ball punching.

 

[Aphro]

Line froms to the left...hope you aren't in a hurry, it's going to be a tough nut to crack.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm not lining up to get mine punched. I'm just here to observe.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

If you cant get people to go to the Playground bring the Playground to the people.

 

[Aphro]

Because threads like these are SO much more meaningful...

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1083291

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1098091

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1097299

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1060699

 

[neci]

If you cant get people to go to the Playground bring the Playground to the people.

*pew*
*pew*

that is the sound of your balls meeting my fist.

you're welcome.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Because threads like these are SO much more meaningful...

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1083291

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1098091

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1097299

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1060699

OK, I'll nominate you for Miss Hitler and make sure you get the fried chicken dinner prize.You can share it with some fat lesbian dwarfs.

 

[Brollyanna]

*pew*
*pew*

that is the sound of your balls meeting my fist.

you're welcome.

Aww, Neci

(*pew* *pew*)

 

[Aphro]

OK, I'll nominate you for Miss Hitler and make sure you get the friend chicken dinner prize.You can share it with some fat lesbian dwarfs.

My Hitler mustache will get greasy from the fried chicken, but I trust that you probably know lots of fat, lesbian dwarfs, so send 'em on up.

 

[Aphro]

*pew*
*pew*

that is the sound of your balls meeting my fist.

you're welcome.

He probably actual HAS camo balls. Either that or a little tinfoil hat that sits jauntily over each one.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

My Hitler mustache will get greasy from the fried chicken, but I trust that you probably know lots of fat, lesbian dwarfs, so send 'em on up.

Is there any other kind of lesbian? All of them look like short Drew Careys or Glenn Becks.