Are you a Bob Vila?

[Bob_Bytchin]

or are you just a no-name handyperson?

 

[Mischka]

I measured and cut concrete composite siding for Habitat this week. I think that squarely places me in the non-name category.

 

[islandman]

I measured and cut concrete composite siding for Habitat this week. I think that squarely places me in the non-name category.

I called to volunteer with them a couple of months ago. Fuckers never called me back.

What gives? I know how to swing a hammer just like anybody else!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I called to volunteer with them a couple of months ago. Fuckers never called me back.

What gives? I know how to swing a hammer just like anybody else!

You probably un-nerved them by wearing Daisy Dukes.

 

[islandman]

You probably un-nerved them by wearing Daisy Dukes.

Bob, just come out and say that you want me. Quit beating around the bush.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Bob, just come out and say that you want me. Quit beating around the bush.

You have a bush?

 

[Mischka]

You have a bush?

He was reading Haze's 1970s thread. Bush is in vogue again.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I never inhaled. Honest.

 

[islandman]

You have a bush?

Don't play coy with me, Bob. I have three right outside my apartment building.

 

[HeavyStick]

she even had a trading card.

 

[Shiner]

No namer here.

 

[islandman]

she even had a trading card.

Can you blame her? She's Hanns-ing drop-dead gorgeous!

 

[SINthysist]

A no-name handy man. But I do pretty good work!

But only if you pay cash. Otherwise, I don't work at all...

 

[#1tankcomander]

or are you just a no-name handyperson?

I prefer to be nameless, but if it needs fixin........I can do it!

 

[Problem Child]

He was reading Haze's 1970s thread. Bush is in vogue again.

Only if you look like the women in that thread. If not, get to trimmin'.

 

[peachykeen]

Mr Keen pores over his This Old House magazine like it was porn.