Are we not men?

[Rhys]

JOCKO HOMO
THEY TELL US THAT WE LOST OUR TAILS
EVOLVING UP FROM LITTLE SNAILS
I SAY IT'S ALL
JUST WIND IN SAILS
ARE WE NOT MEN?
WE ARE DEVO!
ARE WE NOT MEN?
D-E-V-O
MONKEY MEN ALL IN BUSINESS SUIT
TEACHERS AND CRITICS ALL DANCE THE POOT
ARE WE NOT MEN?
WE ARE DEVO!
ARE WE NOT MEN?
WE ARE DEVO!
WE'RE PINHEADS ALL
WE ARE NOT WHOLE
WE'RE PINHEADS ALL
JOCKO HOMO
OK LET'S GO
(I'VE GOT A RHYME THAT COMES IN A RIDDLEO-HI-OWHAT'S ROUND ON THE ENDSHIGH IN THE MIDDLE?O-HI-OALTOGETHER NOW! GOD MADE MANBUT HE USED A MONKEY TO DO ITAPES IN THE PLANAND WE'RE ALL HERE TO PROVE ITI CAN WALK LIKE AN APETALK LIKE AN APE DO WHAT MONKEYS DO GOD MADE MAN BUT A MONKEY SUPPLIED THE GLUE)


So, this board appears to be de-evolving. What's your theory?

 

[superlittlegirl]

I am (wo)MAN.

Hear me Grr.

 

[st4nton]

I am (wo)MAN.

Hear me Grr.

raaaa

 

[Rhys]

Well, I ment man and womankind...but I was a little limited by Mark Mothersbaugh....blame him.

 

[Kitte]

Well, I ment man and womankind...but I was a little limited by Mark Mothersbaugh....blame him.

I blame him more so for Rugrats...that just blows my mind.

 

[scylis]

are we men?

tickle us... do we not laugh?
prick us... do we not bleed?
fuck us... do we not roll over and fall asleep?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Uh, no, we are not men. We are Rattus.

 

[glamorilla]

you've got me jerking back and forth.

 

[HeavyStick]

you've got me jerking back and forth.

Now this thread has thought and reason.

 

[glamorilla]

we're through being cool.

 

[Draco]

Are we not men?
NO, we are DEVO.....

Glam knows......

 

[Rhys]

D-E-V-O!!

 

[Rhys]

CRACK THAT WHIP
GIVE THE PAST THE SLIP
STEP ON A CRACK
BREAK YOUR MOMMA'S BACK
WHEN A PROBLEM COMES ALONG
YOU MUST WHIP IT
BEFORE THE CREAM SITS OUT TOO LONG
YOU MUST WHIP IT
WHEN SOMETHING'S GOING WRONG
YOU MUST WHIP IT
NOW WHIP IT
INTO SHAPE
SHAPE IT UP
GET STRAIGHT
GO FORWARD
MOVE AHEAD
TRY TO DETECT IT
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
TO WHIP IT
WHIP IT GOOD
WHEN A GOOD TIME TURNS AROUND
YOU MUST WHIP IT
YOU WILL NEVER LIVE IT DOWN
UNLESS YOU WHIP IT
NO ONE GETS THEIR WAY
UNTIL THEY WHIP IT
I SAY WHIP IT
WHIP IT GOOD

 

[peachykeen]

Hee, hee, this totally reminds me of a couple years back when me 'n Mr Keen went on a trip to Czech Republic with another couple where we spent the whole time pretty much drunk and sleep deprived and the boys kept singing "Are we not men? we are PIVO!"