Are Prostitutes Better Than Normal Women?

[BigBallerDiamon]

Are Prostitutes Better Than Normal Women?
A Short Essay by John Doe

Is it cheaper to have sex with normal women than with prostitutes? No, and here is why.

When you have sex with a normal girl, it's by no means "free". You have to take her out to dinner, buy her drinks, and you might have to go on two or even three dates before you will have sex with her. If you add up the total costs of these three dates, it would be approxiately around 400 dollars.

ORIGINAL ARTICLE HERE (I am the author, by the way):

http://prostitutionrights.blogspot.in/2016/05/are-prostitutes-better-than-normal-women.html

[Please do not post copyright material without citation, and then limit your excerpts to less than 5 paragraphs, per our forum guidelines.]

 

[pointless]

well, this is dumb.

 

[Aphro]

I didn't even read all that shit, but, prostitutes ARE normal women, you dumbass.

 

[pensivepoet]

well, this is dumb.

Are you openly admitting that you read it all?
I barely made it through the title.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

First of all I was thinkin prostitutes were normal women. I could be wrong since I've only had a few normal prostitutes.


I only wished I'd seen this story 57 years ago before I married a normal woman!

Just think of all the money I'd saved.
Besides, I never met a prostitute with a headache!

The truth of the matter is that every woman who dates is a whore and expects to be wined, dined, and treated like a princess, with no gaurantees of sex.

It all started with one rotten apple and a lizard.

 

[pensivepoet]

This is what happens when Iggor breaks the jar of "normal" tits.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Are you openly admitting that you read it all?
I barely made it through the title.

Denny-- I read it all before the story was deleted. I learned that prostitutes are not normally women, or something like that.
It did get confusing.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

This is what happens when Iggor breaks the jar of "normal" tits.

Denny----------- From what I see here in Lit, most normal tits are factory made.

 

[pensivepoet]

Denny-- I read it all before the story was deleted. I learned that prostitutes are not normally women, or something like that.
It did get confusing.

I'm pissed there are no abi-normal tits in lit tits.

 

[Aphro]

I'm pissed there are no abi-normal tits in lit tits.

One of mine is bigger than the other. Does that not count?

 

[Porkwarrior]

Getting laid isn't that hard.

You don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay a hooker for selfish sex and then leave.

 

[pensivepoet]

One of mine is bigger than the other. Does that not count?

No, sorry Aphro.
I'm needing a crooked nipple.
Everyone knows prostitutes have crooked nipples.
Normal women all have one boob bigger than the other.

 

[Que]

Are Prostitutes Better Than Normal Women?
A Short Essay by John Doe

Is it cheaper to have sex with normal women than with prostitutes? No, and here is why.

When you have sex with a normal girl, it's by no means "free". You have to take her out to dinner, buy her drinks, and you might have to go on two or even three dates before you will have sex with her. If you add up the total costs of these three dates, it would be approxiately around 400 dollars.

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Firstly, women who work in any of the myriad of occupations under the heading of "sex worker" are first, "normal women" Possibly she is also one of the "normal women" that you are contemplating the three-date tango with some unrealistic expectation of geting laid. If it works, it had nothing to do with dinner.

Secondly, it will take you several attempts of three dates with that expectation hanging pregnantly in the air for you to "get lucky." In this case, lucky is apt. Either she was horny enough to overlook the insult of you think she "owes" you sex for a series of independent expenditures (1/2 of which you consumed) that together nets her less than the "service" is typically marketed at or she is less socially aware than you.

Try doing things that women find attractive, like being self-assured and not outcome-dependent for you to decide you had a good time.

If you do decide to avail yourself of the services of a professional, do yourself a favor and treat them with more respect than you do your dates. Your money will go farther.

 

[Noor]

Firstly, women who work in any of the myriad of occupations under the heading of "sex worker" are first, "normal women" Possibly she is also one of the "normal women" that you are contemplating the three-date tango with some unrealistic expectation of geting laid. If it works, it had nothing to do with dinner.

Secondly, it will take you several attempts of three dates with that expectation hanging pregnantly in the air for you to "get lucky." In this case, lucky is apt. Either she was horny enough to overlook the insult of you think she "owes" you sex for a series of independent expenditures (1/2 of which you consumed) that together nets her less than the "service" is typically marketed at or she is less socially aware than you.

Try doing things that women find attractive, like being self-assured and not outcome-dependent for you to decide you had a good time.

If you do decide to avail yourself of the services of a professional, do yourself a favor and treat them with more respect than you do your dates. Your money will go farther.

^this^

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

One of mine is bigger than the other. Does that not count?

Denny-------- To be sure I'd have to do some closer hands on inspections. I don't charge for the first visit.
It's an almost proven fact that most women have one boob larger or hangier than the other.
Contrary to what many think, women are not perfect. That's why there are so many plastic surgeons and beauty aids avalable.

Ms Frederics out in Hollywood and Vicky wouldn't have any secrets if breasts were all perfect.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Denny---<-----that's me! The male half

Getting laid isn't that hard.

Still if it isn't hard you won't get any!

 

[JeanLaFlu]

I didn't even read all that shit, but, prostitutes ARE normal women, you dumbass.

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[Lyricalli]

I'm pissed there are no abi-normal tits in lit tits.

Sorry, pen, as much as I like you, I'm not posting mine.

 

[Darbhinder]

Yes they are better. They do what they are told then leave.

 

[BigBallerDiamon]

Original article here:

http://prostitutionrights.blogspot.in/2016/05/are-prostitutes-better-than-normal-women.html

since the mods deleted most of it

 

[contrifan32]

School is out.

 

[nerfhearder]

Original article here:

http://prostitutionrights.blogspot.in/2016/05/are-prostitutes-better-than-normal-women.html

since the mods deleted most of it

The writer of the article is John Doe and the first thing he says is that the average prostitute is far hotter than any woman a guy could date.

Doesn't have the balls to use his real name and is apparently one butt ugly ass dude because anyone who's ever seen a real hooker knows that most are the very definition of skank.

 

[nerfhearder]

Plus that whole thing about spending more on women than hookers and all that has been around for ages. I remembe talking about that back in the 60's and 70's. The guy isn't onto anything new, he's just some kid that doesn't know better and probably thinks all hookers look like Juila Roberts.

 

[Darbhinder]

Check out the backpage escorts and report back.

 

[Liar]

I didn't even read all that shit, but, prostitutes ARE normal women, you dumbass.

Well, unless they're men.