are orgies real?

[Hanon435]

i've never heard of one in real life. sounds like a nice story to me. that's all.

 

[MollyDolly]

Nope, they're fairy tales, like ogres, dwarves, fairies, and smart, single, funny, rich, straight men

*ducks and runs*

 

[fire_breeze]

Nope, they're fairy tales, like ogres, dwarves, fairies, and smart, single, funny, rich, straight men

*ducks and runs*

*snort* I was think the same thing

 

[Hanon435]

i still think it might all be a big story.

an i'm not rich.

 

[MollyDolly]

*snort* I was think the same thing

*high five* Except two of those things I listed do exist! I know it because I saw a show on primordial dwarves last night on TLC... and I'm sure the last one exists, I just don't care if he does or not

 

[fire_breeze]

*high five* Except two of those things I listed do exist! I know it because I saw a show on primordial dwarves last night on TLC... and I'm sure the last one exists, I just don't care if he does or not

The last one does exist

Where?

 

[MollyDolly]

The last one does exist

Where?

Hanon says he's not rich, but he's got the rest- and I know a few others who have most of those qualities

 

[fire_breeze]

Hanon says he's not rich, but he's got the rest- and I know a few others who have most of those qualities

Most but not all, eh?

 

[MollyDolly]

Most but not all, eh?

Well honestly, who cares how much money he has as long as he can pay his own way- I'll take care of mine

 

[fire_breeze]

Well honestly, who cares how much money he has as long as he can pay his own way- I'll take care of mine

*sigh* So I shouldn't be counting on that Mayan warrior mask and Faberge egg as a first date gift, right?

 

[Hanon435]

*can afford a mask and an egg but not those kinds*

 

[MollyDolly]

*sigh* So I shouldn't be counting on that Mayan warrior mask and Faberge egg as a first date gift, right?

Would you really want a guy to show up on a first date with those gifts? I mean, I never feel like I HAVE to put out, but goddamn!

*can afford a mask and an egg but not those kinds*

*giggles furiously* So a Halloween mask and a hardboiled egg? Awesome!

 

[fire_breeze]

*can afford a mask and an egg but not those kinds*

*shakes head and sighs* It happens!

 

[fire_breeze]

Would you really want a guy to show up on a first date with those gifts? I mean, I never feel like I HAVE to put out, but goddamn!

Okay fine! Fourth date

 

[MollyDolly]

Okay fine! Fourth date

*nods* As long as you have a plan in place- make sure he has your wish list by the second date

 

[Hanon435]

hard boiled? well... i guess i could cook it.


i still wonder about orgies. has anyone here ever been in one? a real one?

 

[fire_breeze]

*nods* As long as you have a plan in place- make sure he has your wish list by the second date

Good idea.


I hope I find a roll of paper that extends long enough

 

[DaBears34]

Nope, they're fairy tales, like ogres, dwarves, fairies, and smart, single, funny, rich, straight men

*ducks and runs*

*snort* I was think the same thing

I laughed so hard . . .

 

[MollyDolly]

hard boiled? well... i guess i could cook it.

i still wonder about orgies. has anyone here ever been in one? a real one?

*shrugs* I've never been to one- I like my activities one-on-one

Good idea.

I hope I find a roll of paper that extends long enough

Man, am I glad I date men! They're happy with blow jobs at the end of dates, which is good because I'm poor

I laughed so hard . . .

*takes a bow with Breezy* We're those fabled sexy, smart, funny women

 

[DaBears34]

*takes a bow with Breezy* We're those fabled sexy, smart, funny women [/QUOTE]

So YOU'RE the ones . . .

 

[MollyDolly]

So YOU'RE the ones . . .

There's actually tons of us over at Bump and Grind

 

[DaBears34]

There's actually tons of us over at Bump and Grind

Sexy smart funny women are scary. I'm a standard issue ugly, stupid, boring guy.

 

[fire_breeze]

Man, am I glad I date men! They're happy with blow jobs at the end of dates, which is good because I'm poor

You know... so do I, actually. They don't have to try and figure us out

*takes a bow with Breezy* We're those fabled sexy, smart, funny women

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticon-critic/cute/images/curtsey.gif

Mythical creatures, actually. Very hard to catch and you do need to know the right lure...

 

[fire_breeze]

Sexy smart funny women are scary. I'm a standard issue ugly, stupid, boring guy.

No we're not!

And no you're not!

 

[MollyDolly]

Sexy smart funny women are scary. I'm a standard issue ugly, stupid, boring guy.

Utter crap, that is!

You know... so do I, actually. They don't have to try and figure us out

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticon-critic/cute/images/curtsey.gif

Mythical creatures, actually. Very hard to catch and you do need to know the right lure...

And the right lure- smart, funny, sexy, single men... with expensive gifts for Breezy

No we're not!

And no you're not!

No, I'm terrifying