Are Midgets Sexy?

[Marxist]

I saw a little girl today and thought she was dressed rather well.....nope, not a little girl, but a very cute woman of extremely short stature.

Could we date if I was inclined and free? I'm short, but not that small. Would my cock hurt her? I was intrigued. I've seen snippets of midget porn and it's not a very good looking enterprise. The women never look to be into it and look pained...

And what about the men? Do they have normal size cocks? Do normal-sized women find them attractive?

Just a random thought...

http://www.midgetseek.com/index_r01_c2.jpg

 

[Wiggles]

In my personal opinion? No.

But I don't like anchovies or pineapple on my pizza's either.

 

[lobito]

Bridget the midget is a riot Marxist.

I don't really much think of "midgets" as being sexy, doesn't mean I couldn't in some way find them pretty or attractive though.

Wigs, not liking pineappple on pizza is CRAZY!

 

[Marxist]

Wiggles, your avatar is the worst dollie I've ever seen.


I don't really find them attractive either, but my sex drive has always been non-descriminatory and I'd hate to think that it stops at midgets or dwarves.

 

[Wiggles]

Wiggles, your avatar is the worst dollie I've ever seen.

Aw, poor Ms. Happy pants. And you know she's just a love machine. Not an ounce of hate in her heart.

Shame on you.

 

[Cherry]

Nope, I can't say that I find midgets sexy. Just something about their limbs in proportion to their torsos that saddens me.

Although, I find sumo wrestlers strangely erotic ...

OMG! did I say that?

 

[RawHumor]

Nope, I can't say that I find midgets sexy. Just something about their limbs in proportion to their torsos that saddens me.

Although, I find sumo wrestlers strangely erotic ...

OMG! did I say that?

Come to me, Cherry.

 

[Marxist]

Why the hardhat? Is he afraid of what might happen if he gives head?

http://www.xxxmidgetsex.com/3.jpg

 

[Cherry]

Come to me, Cherry.

Grinning and pretending not to notice your purple sash.

 

[RawHumor]

Grinning and pretending not to notice your purple sash.

Just my attempt to seduce you.

 

[Marxist]

Talk about a loser!

What kind of insecure body builder type bows up on a midget? That's weak...

http://www.xxxmidgetsex.com/2.jpg

 

[Cherry]

Nice try
but, my big guy will squash you like a little bug, if he sees you!

~ one last glance out of the corner of my eye ~

 

[bluntforcemama]

Not to me.

 

[Cherry]

Talk about a loser!

What kind of insecure body builder type bows up on a midget? That's weak...

http://www.xxxmidgetsex.com/2.jpg

I think you've got that backwards ...

What kind of woman uses her stature as comedy? Sad, really.

 

[lisalove]

I saw the cutest little midget at the grocery store the other day and i thought, 'gee i could just stand there and he could stay standing and his face would be right there at my twat'...it was a fleeting thought and nothing more.

 

[plasticman33]

Midgets sexy? Only if they have flat heads!

 

[RawHumor]

Nice try
but, my big guy will squash you like a little bug, if he sees you!

~ one last glance out of the corner of my eye ~

BEEFCAKE!

 

[Marxist]

I saw the cutest little midget at the grocery store the other day and i thought, 'gee i could just stand there and he could stay standing and his face would be right there at my twat'...it was a fleeting thought and nothing more.

See that's what I'm talking about. The guy gets dismissed before even getting started. It's a harsh, cruel world.

Does Lit. have any legitamate midgets? I'm short but chicks would need a crane to lift me.

 

[TWB]

I had a dream that midgets were out to kill me, so I bought a bullet proof car that was a convertible because they couldn't shoot that high.


-Steven Wright


I don't think they are or aren't sexy. Depends on the person.

 

[Ginny]

<tossing Marxist a midget>

http://www.saudek.com/Images/Foto/91-95/92-04.jpg

 

[CAROSI]

are midgets sexy

Just the short ones

 

[Laurel]

They aren't inherently sexy, no.

 

[mischeviousmisti]

i'm gonna sound like a horrid person, but midgets scare me and i'm not sure why. i also find them for the most part incredibly unattractive as far as bodies go. i'm sure they are wonderful people and i know i could easily be friends with them. they're ppl just like you and me but i can't help but be somewhat scared of them. women midgets are usually quite cute though methinks, but men midgets absolutely terrify me. i find them incredibly unsexy.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Little People Freak Me Out!

There Ya Go Frimost. I Could Perhaps Eat A Centipede Or Wrastle An Alligator Gar, But Little Folk Make Me Squirm.

I Have Never Actually HAD A Relationship With A Midgit, So That Could Of Course Change. If I Did Have One Though It Would Matter Not, If We Played Hide And Seek Together, She Would Scare The Life Outta Me Everytime I Caught Her.