ARe male ford owners Sexually inadequat{sp?}?

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

I mean I look around at Monster trucks trucks All I seem to see are Ford. Must mean Chevy owners are secure in thier masculnity they don't need to draw attention to size.

I hear one of those hideous "BOOM, BOOM, BOOM" noises coming up the road, sure enough its another batch of ford runners, so insecure they cover thier inadequacies up with a loud stereo system so they don't hear the people and women laffing at them.


What's Up with that anyways?

 

[lobito]

YES! That probably explains the Mustang sitting in my garage.

 

[Tim1]

but

I have a corvette, always thought that ment that I was driving my dick?

 

[PHANTOM5875]

I just thought they were trying to get away from cooties or something scampering along on the ground.

It does scream look at me! doesn't it?

Oh well, as long at they don't drive over the top of my Explorer, I say "to each his/her own!"

 

[Mischka]

What does it say about me that I am absolutely lusting after this Ford? Am I insecure in my feminity?

http://carpoint.msn.com/merismus/Gallery/c439092a.jpg

 

[MissTaken]

Re: but

I have a corvette, always thought that ment that I was driving my dick?

Take me for a ride?????



What does driving a Dodge minivan say for me?

That I have too many kids!

My personality seeks something a bit different.

I lust after a vw Beetle convertible, fire engine red with a black interior and all the amenities.

 

[MidnightAngel]

Male Ford owners sexually inadequate? Well.....I can't speak for ALL of them, but I know ONE who isn't..........

 

[Bindii]

Make that two Ford owners who aren't sexually inadequate Midnightangel.

 

[MidnightAngel]

Make that two Ford owners who aren't sexually inadequate Midnightangel.

Maybe we should start a "My Stud Drives a Ford" Thread??

 

[Azwed]

All fords can die. They can die and go to hell where they will burn for all eternity.

I hate working on or driving fords more then any other vehicle make. They constantly show me that it is possible to engineer things to a lower and lower level of quality/accesibilty. I swear ford engineers go through a car and try to camafluage or hide things on purpose. Then they come up with the design that will make increase the difficulty of disasembly to the max.

 

[Mischka]

Azwed

Um, so you're saying I probably shouldn't look at getting a Thunderbird in a few years?

 

[just_so_mmmmm]

when i was 16 i nearly had an orgasm riding the front seat of my crush's black '95 Mustang cobra while we were going about 200mph.

i still get all tingly when i see a black mustang.

so are male ford owners sexually inadequate? who knows. but if he is, i certainly know why he picked a ford.

 

[Azwed]

NOooooo don't do it.

They already had a recall on the cooling system for the Thuderbird. This was before it was even officialy realesed.

Just about every Ford Taurus from 1995 to 2000 that had the 3.0 liter pushrod motor installed has had the same kind of coolant problem. Something is wrong with the Coolant jackets in the motor or the way the coolant circulates in the heads i forget which. The end result is that the coolant is overheated and becomes a black, thick, shit smelling soup in less then 30,000 miles. The only fix I have seen work is a complet motor replacement. Ford has mostly kept it under wraps and not many people know abou it. Somehow they have manged to avoid a full recall for all the motors, but if they had to do the recall it would cost them hundreds of millions of dollars. Hell, maybe even into the billions.

 

[BlondGirl]

Re: Re: but

What does driving a Dodge minivan say for me?

It really says...

MARRIED. VERY VERY MARRIED.

Even more than any wedding band.

And as for the Ford drivers who also drove their sweet cocks deeply into me, I can't say any of them were inadequet.

It seems to be the Toyota drivers that can't keep up in bed.
This is my impression only though.
(I have learned that Volvo drivers tend to be the kinkiest though.)

 

[pyramider]

I drive a Santa Fe and my mate drives an Explorer. That is it: she must be insecure in her masculinity and I understand, she is very feminine.

 

[MissTaken]

Re: Re: Re: but

It really says...

MARRIED. VERY VERY MARRIED.

Even more than any wedding band.

Well, I sent him to the junk yard, I can do the same with the damn van!

Egads! Not married! Very not married!