Are any of you ladies available?

[primordial_cooz]

You know, to do stuff with? Evil, vile, nasty stuff?

 

[run_silent]

You know, to do stuff with? Evil, vile, nasty stuff?

Oh baby, baby. I so want you.

 

[primordial_cooz]

Oh baby, baby. I so want you.

I have that effect on people but your picture looks too dudish for my tastes.

 

[run_silent]

I have that effect on people but your picture looks too dudish for my tastes.

Ti's true. Satire.

 

[Tryharder62]

It depends.

 

[primordial_cooz]

Ti's true. Satire.

That brand of satire could get your sphincter stretched. Is that your twisted game? Silent guy?

 

[run_silent]

That brand of satire could get your sphincter stretched. Is that your twisted game? Silent guy?

I was trying to be nice. Your feeble attempt at trying to bring in the ladies is sad.

 

[primordial_cooz]

It depends.

Weren't you trying hard enough before? Are you 62? That's nearing the outer fringe of my comfort zone but we can discuss it.

 

[run_silent]

Weren't you trying hard enough before? Are you 62? That's nearing the outer fringe of my comfort zone but we can discuss it.

My, aren't you the charmer. You must be really racking up the ladies.

 

[primordial_cooz]

I was trying to be nice. Your feeble attempt at trying to bring in the ladies is sad.

I know. I got a dude and a gray panther. You're being a bit judgmental.

 

[primordial_cooz]

My, aren't you the charmer. You must be really racking up the ladies.

Nothing yet. There is this dude bothering me but I suspect he'll soon tire.

 

[tactful]

You know, to do stuff with? Evil, vile, nasty stuff?

Try trolling, whip out your dick and walk backwards.

 

[run_silent]

I know. I got a dude and a gray panther. You're being a bit judgmental.

No, I am being completely judgmental based on your posts.

 

[parodyluvr75]

My, aren't you the charmer. You must be really racking up the ladies.

No, he's not. His fetish is sticking his foot in his mouth. Nobody wants that.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Nasty like toilet bowl cleaning?

 

[blobfish]

I'm going to bind and flagellate the next person to post in this thread.

 

[Tryharder62]

I'm so glad I said that it depends.

 

[blobfish]

Retracted.

 

[blobfish]

I'm going to bind and flagellate the next person to post in this thread.

 

[Tryharder62]

Retracted.

Don't you stop to eat or go to the bathroom or anything?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Cool.

 

[primordial_cooz]

Nasty like toilet bowl cleaning?

I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty. I've got this purple stuff that makes a bowl clean enough to drink from.

 

[blobfish]

Don't you stop to eat or go to the bathroom or anything?

My last post before this thread was two hours ago, moron. I think you have more sex than you let on, because someone obviously fucked your brains out.

 

[run_silent]

I'm going to bind and flagellate the next person to post in this thread.

I don't think she would mind.

 

[parodyluvr75]

My last post before this thread was two hours ago, moron. I think you have more sex than you let on, because someone obviously fucked your brains out.

I'm jealous. Is that even possible?