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That's where I used to hide my beers! He must have the cleanest toilet in the neighborhood!
 
So, where do you get rid of the dead fish now? Can't flush them , they are already there!
 
oh too damn funny....aquariass....<laughing>

i'm flashing to a commercial for it.....zoom in on aquarium....bright, tropical fish slowly meandering through the water.....you just hear water bubbling.....then a low start of the song Aquarius by 5th Dimension....."When the moon is in the Seventh House...And Jupiter aligns with Mars...Then peace will guide the planets...And love will steer the stars".......fish still swimming around....as the song continiues......then camera zooms in on this orange, rotund, goldfish....LOUD toilet flush overriding music....the fish's eyes bulge out like "uh oh" with a lil animation effect....water level lowers.....and the song starts up really loud again....."This is the dawning of the age of Aquariass...Age of Aquariass...Aquariass!....Aquariasssssssss!".....slow pan out....showing the aquarium attached to the toilet.....fade to black.....with Aquariass logo....somehow involving a fish and an ass...not sure on that visual....;)
 
i was thinking it prolly just drops half the tank.....<nodding>...in rare instances.....the whole tank.....then you have that nasty toilet overflow....you have to touch toilet water as you sop it all up......gagging the whole time....hopefully.....no feces....'cause that just....well...total dry heave producer....<nodding>.....
 
hopefully, you don't get any little nuggets of joy in there. The fish might try to eat it, and well....that's just not cool.

poor fishie...
 
wow, there simply aren't words. Tacky doesn't quite cover it, but it's the closest I can come. I want to meet the person that invented this.
 
It beats being a blacony pisser.

I used to hide my beers in there too wiggles, as well as everywhere else. It was a favourite though. We'd four loos in the house - that was a lot of beer.
 
poo poo nuggets should NOT be ingested....

Private Vasquez said:
hopefully, you don't get any little nuggets of joy in there. The fish might try to eat it, and well....that's just not cool.

poor fishie...
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major bacterial gastro-intestinal infection for those scaly thangs, eh?
 
they'll need to be transferred to a safer bowl, stat!

It's a lovely decoration, really, but it just can't be safe for the fish (or their intestines).
 
maybe the fishies have good internal poo poo filters....they swim around in their own poo poo all day......<nodding>.....but yowza that human feces bacteria, eh.....
 
My dad used to take us fishing.We used kernels of corn for bait.Knowing how well the indestrucible corn survives--oh never mind.........that's just icky!
 
that's an interesting lil side note there, missy...

why doesn't corn digest?
 
"Because... they're... made of wood?"

--peasant in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
Corn actually does digest...just the skin doesn't. When it goes through digestion if the skin of the corn kernel is intact it swells back up and looks whole again. Some pills are like that too.


This post is living proof that I've worked in a hospital way way too long.

Back to the fish in the toilet.
 
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