April's thread

[April]

Heehee! Just wanted to be a butt head today. I'm now leaving for work. I thought ya'll might want to know that. *sob* I'll miss you all so much. *sob*

Okay, enough of that. Let's just see how fast this puppy will sink to the bottom of the page. Bye now.

 

[Expertise]

Don't go April nooooooooooo.......

 

[insideShiraz]

I'll Reply...

Me...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey! April's thread! Right?

April? April babe?

What to you do for sexual release? Since we all know your hubby doesn't help much in that area.

 

[Expertise]

That, Sparky my freind is one of the mysteries of the catholic church.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Noooooooo!!!!!!

You mean she's doin' her priest?

 

[Expertise]

Could be.....

But that isn'texactly what I meant.LOL

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ahhhhhh!!! I get it!!!!!

She'll have nun of that.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Will you people stop picking on April!! Hope you have fun at work dear Kisses!!

 

[Expertise]

Chastised by NH.... oh well ya play the cards your dealt.

I've been such a bad boy NH. So very, very bad. hee hee

 

[Naked Hunny]

If you are looking for a spanking I am not your gal im a good little angel!! See my halo!!??

 

[Expertise]

Halos scratch the "headboard"

*sigh*

A "reformed" NH = A sad Expertise.

Damnit I want to have some fun today.

 

[Naked Hunny]

You always want to have fun when I must go to work what is with that sweetie? Oh I know its because you are gonna be lonely today with no NH and no April!!

 

[Expertise]

Sucks to be me today NH.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Well sweetness I have off on Friday Ill be here all day for you!! Will that do?

 

[Expertise]

Damnit I need instant gratification!

Good luck with you burger bureaucrat sweetie. Remember the Wendy's condiment credo every bite should taste just like the one before it.

 

[Savage Kitten]

yoooooooohooooooo

poor sexy Exy.. left high n dry

if you were a lil wet the kitty might be able to help ya out with that hehe *wink*

 

[Never]

April, don't you dare come back to this board without some nekkid pics!
How you have 'fun' at your job.

Get it? Fun..
You know, fuuuuuun.
Why isn't anyone laughing?

 

[Expertise]

I may be "spotting" a little. One of the many pitfalls of extended periods of erection while not wearing underwear.

Damn I am crazy horny today.

Yea Nevers here. I like Never.

 

[Xander]

Damn Expertise. Aren't ya' always

And btw, who doesn't like Never??

 

[Savage Kitten]

oh ok....

Yea Nevers here. I like Never.

we'll let Never take care of it then

(exits stage right)

 

[Expertise]

Some days you just can not win. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.....ad nauseum

 

[April]

Okay, I'm back. Eating with one hand and typing with the other. Damn, marinara sauce on my jeans. Fuck. Like Ex says, fuck, fuck, fuck!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Damn...... if I were there....

I could offer my unique services as spot remover - my saliva works wonders on those pesky tomato stains.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Im back well for the next 2 and a half hours guess what I have to go back to work ack!! But we scored a 98% on our inspection yes yes yes but get this our vaccuum broke a week ago so we havent been able to vaccuum the rug just pick up the big pieces and we lost the 2 points for notbeing able to vaccuum even though the district manager that did the inspection still hasnt approved the money for a new vaccuum. what a dick, huh?