April Fools Story Ideas Thread

[sirhugs]

April Fool's (April 01)
themes: Stories (humorous or otherwise) of surprise meetings, humor, tricks, trick endings, and other themes of deception, chance, and/or misunderstandings (happy or otherwise)
starts: March 02
closes: March 23
winners announced: March 30

Hot on the heels of the Valentine's contest.

I've never understood the appeal of AFD so don't expect daily ideas from me. This one requires others to keep it going. But I created a place to post them, workshop them, a safe space for fools.

 

[rookie1255]

Family has a son and daughter. The parents set up an april fool's prank to convince the daughter she's adopted. They buy a fake kit online that even includes fake adoption papers. The daughter is fraught with emotional turmoil and goes to her brother who consoles her and it leads to sex. Or the daughter has been attracted to her brother and while her parents were expecting her to freak out she actually appears to be taking it well, unbeknownst to the parents that as soon as they leave the house she plans on having sex with their son.

Maybe the parents later go into her room to reveal the prank only to find their naked daughter riding her brother. The brother could have been in on the prank, and the parents freak out at him for allowing his sister to have sex with him. The brother could also be innocent, and the parents have no one to blame but themselves for the sight of their daughter riding their son. Either way the daughter would have to deal with the shock.

Dealing with the aftermath, does everyone try to forget it ever happened? One thing’s for sure, April Fool’s day for the family is never going to hit the same way ever again. The parents might not want it to happen again, but they may not be able to stop it. It would be like telling them they couldn’t have ice cream again after they had tasted it for the first time. They might have no choice but to just allow it to continue because they would rather have it out in the open than knowing it was happening anyways but just behind their backs. It might create some interesting situations. Mom and dad lying in bed at night when through the walls they once again hear the sounds of creaking bedsprings. Mom says “Oh my god, they’re going at it again.” Dad says “I wish we would have known before leasing this 3 bedroom house, the 2 bedroom was so much cheaper and we’re just wasting a bedroom now.”

 

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Family has a son and daughter. The parents set up an april fool's prank to convince the daughter she's adopted. They buy a fake kit online that even includes fake adoption papers. The daughter is fraught with emotional turmoil and goes to her brother who consoles her and it leads to sex. Or the daughter has been attracted to her brother and while her parents were expecting her to freak out she actually appears to be taking it well, unbeknownst to the parents that as soon as they leave the house she plans on having sex with their son.

Maybe the parents later go into her room to reveal the prank only to find their naked daughter riding her brother. The brother could have been in on the prank, and the parents freak out at him for allowing his sister to have sex with him. The brother could also be innocent, and the parents have no one to blame but themselves for the sight of their daughter riding their son. Either way the daughter would have to deal with the shock.

Dealing with the aftermath, does everyone try to forget it ever happened? One thing’s for sure, April Fool’s day for the family is never going to hit the same way again. The parents might not want it to happen again, but they may not be able to stop it. It would be like telling them they couldn’t have ice cream again after they had tasted it for the first time. They might have no choice but to just allow it to continue because they would rather have it out in the open than knowing it was happening anyways but just behind their backs. It might create some interesting situations. Mom and dad lying in bed at night when through the walls they once again hear the sounds of creaking bedsprings. Mom says “Oh my god, they’re going at it again.” Dad says “I wish we would have known before leasing this 3 bedroom house, the 2 bedroom was so much cheaper and we’re just wasting a bedroom now.”

LOL this is such a fun idea, I love it

 

[DarkSollat]

Family has a son and daughter. The parents set up an april fool's prank to convince the daughter she's adopted. They buy a fake kit online that even includes fake adoption papers. The daughter is fraught with emotional turmoil and goes to her brother who consoles her and it leads to sex. Or the daughter has been attracted to her brother and while her parents were expecting her to freak out she actually appears to be taking it well, unbeknownst to the parents that as soon as they leave the house she plans on having sex with their son.

Maybe the parents later go into her room to reveal the prank only to find their naked daughter riding her brother. The brother could have been in on the prank, and the parents freak out at him for allowing his sister to have sex with him. The brother could also be innocent, and the parents have no one to blame but themselves for the sight of their daughter riding their son. Either way the daughter would have to deal with the shock.

Dealing with the aftermath, does everyone try to forget it ever happened? One thing’s for sure, April Fool’s day for the family is never going to hit the same way again. The parents might not want it to happen again, but they may not be able to stop it. It would be like telling them they couldn’t have ice cream again after they had tasted it for the first time. They might have no choice but to just allow it to continue because they would rather have it out in the open than knowing it was happening anyways but just behind their backs. It might create some interesting situations. Mom and dad lying in bed at night when through the walls they once again hear the sounds of creaking bedsprings. Mom says “Oh my god, they’re going at it again.” Dad says “I wish we would have known before leasing this 3 bedroom house, the 2 bedroom was so much cheaper and we’re just wasting a bedroom now.”

I love it too! The option that the brother is also a target of a joke seems more natural to me. But neverthless, it has a great potential.

 

[sirhugs]

Family has a son and daughter. The parents set up an april fool's prank to convince the daughter she's adopted. They buy a fake kit online that even includes fake adoption papers. The daughter is fraught with emotional turmoil and goes to her brother who consoles her and it leads to sex. Or the daughter has been attracted to her brother and while her parents were expecting her to freak out she actually appears to be taking it well, unbeknownst to the parents that as soon as they leave the house she plans on having sex with their son.

Maybe the parents later go into her room to reveal the prank only to find their naked daughter riding her brother. The brother could have been in on the prank, and the parents freak out at him for allowing his sister to have sex with him. The brother could also be innocent, and the parents have no one to blame but themselves for the sight of their daughter riding their son. Either way the daughter would have to deal with the shock.

Dealing with the aftermath, does everyone try to forget it ever happened? One thing’s for sure, April Fool’s day for the family is never going to hit the same way again. The parents might not want it to happen again, but they may not be able to stop it. It would be like telling them they couldn’t have ice cream again after they had tasted it for the first time. They might have no choice but to just allow it to continue because they would rather have it out in the open than knowing it was happening anyways but just behind their backs. It might create some interesting situations. Mom and dad lying in bed at night when through the walls they once again hear the sounds of creaking bedsprings. Mom says “Oh my god, they’re going at it again.” Dad says “I wish we would have known before leasing this 3 bedroom house, the 2 bedroom was so much cheaper and we’re just wasting a bedroom now.”

But do the parents become involved?

 

[rookie1255]

Mom probably wouldn’t be too happy about the whole thing. I think dad would be having a blast. While lying in bed and hearing the sounds through the thin walls the dad tells mom “He has it so much better than I did at his age. I grew up in a crappy apartment and had to share a room with my sister. When I wanted to jerk off I had to plan it around my mom’s work schedule, wait until my sister had gone out with friends, and all I had was a sock.”

Mom replies “You used a sock? That’s disgusting.”

Through the wall they hear their son’s voice “How do you like being a little slut for your brother?”

Mom bangs on the wall and shouts “Hey! Don’t call your sister that!”

They hear their daughter shout back “It’s fine mom, we’re just pretending!”

Mom and dad continue listening, the moans increase, and it’s obvious that their girl is having an earth shattering orgasm.

Dad says to mom “Well, you can’t say we didn’t teach him to take good care of his little sister.”

Mom glares daggers at him at says “What the hell is wrong with you?”

 

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Through the wall they hear their son’s voice “How do you like being a slut for your brother?”

Mom bangs on the wall and shouts “Hey! Don’t call your sister that!”

They hear their daughter shout back “It’s fine mom, we’re just pretending!”

Mom and dad continue listening, the moans increase, and it’s obvious that their girl is having an earth shattering orgasm.

Haha I adore this little detail. That's so fun.

 

[rookie1255]

So mom is ok with it logically, but maybe what she had in mind was she would know that they were doing it but she wants to pretend to not know. Except the brother and sister are a little more open with it than she would like.

They get home from school. Mom asks them “Are you hungry? Do you two want me to whip up some sandwiches?”

Son says “Maybe give us 20 minutes mom.” He takes his sister’s hand and leads her to the bedroom and the door shuts behind them. Once again creaking bedsprings and the moans of her mating offspring can be heard.

Afterwards they come out, the mom has to deal with knowing that she’s seeing her daughter freshly fucked. Mom says “Sandwiches on the table. I want to talk to you guys about this.” Bro and sis sit down at the table.

Mom says “Son, I hope you aren’t just using your sister to relieve your urges like some kind of sex toy.”

Sister says “Don’t worry mom, he’s not, and it's not like that.”

Mom says “Well, from what I just saw I just don’t see what you get out of it.”

Sister says “Oh yeah, that happens sometimes, but we take turns. The other day he ate me out 3 times in a row. We make it fair.”

Mom thinks to herself ‘Nope, Nope, Nope, I’m done.’ Tells them “Well, I’m going grocery shopping” and leaves. While at the store she calls her son “Do you need me to get anything while I’m here?” Son says “Can you pick up a box of condoms?” Mom flinches and hangs up.

When she gets home she tosses the box to them. With her obvious distress the daughter asks “Mom, is everything ok?”

Mom says “You know your father and I could hear everything last night.”

Sister says “I thought you were ok with it.”

Mom with an exasperated sigh “Things are just so different now.” Then she shouts “You used to hate it when your brother would pull your hair!”

 

[DarkSollat]

So mom is ok with it logically, but maybe what she had in mind was she would know that they were doing it but she wants to pretend to not know. Except the brother and sister are a little more open with it than she would like.

They get home from school. Mom asks them “Are you hungry? Do you two want me to whip up some sandwiches?”

Son says “Maybe give us 20 minutes mom.” He takes his sister’s hand and leads her to the bedroom and the door shuts behind them. Once again creaking bedsprings and the moans of her mating offspring can be heard.

Afterwards they come out, the mom has to deal with knowing that she’s seeing her daughter freshly fucked. Mom says “Sandwiches on the table. I want to talk to you guys about this.” Bro and sis sit down at the table.

Mom says “Son, I hope you aren’t just using your sister to relieve your urges like some kind of sex toy.”

Sister says “Don’t worry mom, he’s not, and it's not like that.”

Mom says “Well, from what I just saw I just don’t see what you get out of it.”

Sister says “Oh yeah, that happens sometimes, but we take turns. The other day he ate me out 3 times in a row. We make it fair.”

Mom thinks to herself ‘Nope, Nope, Nope, I’m done.’ Tells them “Well, I’m going grocery shopping” and leaves. While at the store she calls her son “Do you need me to get anything while I’m here?” Son says “Can you pick up a box of condoms?” Mom flinches and hangs up.

When she gets home she tosses the box to them. With her obvious distress the daughter asks “Mom, is everything ok?”

Mom says “You know your father and I could hear everything last night.”

Sister says “I thought you were ok with it.”

Mom with an exasperated sigh “Things are just so different now.” Then she shouts “You used to hate it when your brother would pull your hair!”

Dude, you have to write this story! It's hilarious!

 

[FantasySharer1]

I love that the Dad just accepts it, and realizes that he'd prefer that his own son be the one violating his daughter than some stranger. It's safer and more protective so he gets a kick out of it, knowing his son would never harm his sister.

Would be nice if he ends up just letting them move into the same room and supports their incestuous relationship going forward, even reminding him of their anniversary and telling him to make sure he gets his sister a good present.

 

[Carnevil9]

April is a slut. And a user. She uses men, toys with them like Barbie dolls, and leads them on for her own amusement.

She has five men on a string at the moment. Each one thinks she loves him, and would never be untrue to him. They each shower her with gifts, wine her and dine her and sixty-nine her. But she never seems to be available very often. But they are happy just to get to see her once a week, if that.

Finally, something happens. They catch on. They realize what colossal FOOLS they have been. And they plot their revenge.......

 

[DarkSollat]

April is a slut. And a user. She uses men, toys with them like Barbie dolls, and leads them on for her own amusement.

She has five men on a string at the moment. Each one thinks she loves him, and would never be untrue to him. They each shower her with gifts, wine her and dine her and sixty-nine her. But she never seems to be available very often. But they are happy just to get to see her once a week, if that.

Finally, something happens. They catch on. They realize what colossal FOOLS they have been. And they plot their revenge.......

Creative thinking. Good one.
Bonus point if she looks like April O'Neil (pornstar) in her best days.

 

[sirhugs]

April is a slut. And a user. She uses men, toys with them like Barbie dolls, and leads them on for her own amusement.

She has five men on a string at the moment. Each one thinks she loves him, and would never be untrue to him. They each shower her with gifts, wine her and dine her and sixty-nine her. But she never seems to be available very often. But they are happy just to get to see her once a week, if that.

Finally, something happens. They catch on. They realize what colossal FOOLS they have been. And they plot their revenge.......

the revenge is the hard part though, no?

 

[Carnevil9]

the revenge is the hard part though, no?

Hard only in the sense of tumescence. They snatch her, tie her up, and gang-bang the shit out of her.

 

[sirhugs]

Hard only in the sense of tumescence. They snatch her, tie her up, and gang-bang the shit out of her.

just as she hoped...

 

[Carnevil9]

just as she hoped...

Of course! Win-win! It's an April Fools Day miracle!!

 

[sirhugs]

Of course! Win-win! It's an April Fools Day miracle!!

Win-win-Win as it also complies with Lit's rules on non-consent having to be consensual.

 

[sirhugs]

A Court Jester's Revenge?

 

[sirhugs]

A Court Jester's Revenge?

am illicit castle romance?

 

[DarkSollat]

am illicit castle romance?

Like a jester makes king laught at day and makes queen cry at night?

Also an idea of a woman who laughs every time she has orgasm.

 

[sirhugs]

Like a jester makes king laught at day and makes queen cry at night?

Also an idea of a woman who laughs every time she has orgasm.

dies the queen cry because the jester and the King are hooking up?

 

[DarkSollat]

dies the queen cry because the jester and the King are hooking up?

I meant cry like orgasmic cry.
King and the rest of the court laugh at the jester, but he (or maybe she) doesn't care because he (or maybe she) knows who laugh at the end.

 

[sirhugs]

a good day to have the power to gender morph?

 

[DarkSollat]

Ah, didn't mean it like that. Rather that the jester may be either male or female for the story.

 

[sirhugs]

The Old "move their office into the elevator trick"

bound to lead to elevator sex, no?