Apply Condoms Using Mouth Only?

[someplace]

I read about this in a book and am more than a little curious. Who has mastered this technique? What are the pitfalls to watch out for? Was the reaction worth the trouble?

 

[Teddybear1626]

i have never heard of it but that sounds very hot! Do tell how you would do this task!

 

[someplace]

Here are the directions:

Step 1: Lube your lips with a clear, water-based lubricant. You can either apply the lube to your lips yourself or have him do it for you.

Step 2: Remove a condom from its package and place it in a position to be unrolled. If you hold the nipple between your thumb and forefinger and it resembles the shape of a sombrero hat held by its top, it is in the right position to be unrolled correctly. If the edges of the sombrero are flipped under, you will not be able to unroll it down the shaft.

Step 3: Once you have the condom in the correct position, invert it so that is looks like a mini upside-down sombrero. Place a 'dollop'* of water-based lubricant ONLY in the receptable (nipple) end of the latex condom, as if you were putting it in the finger of a latex glove. The lubricant here has two functions: it will allow the condom to slip gently over the most sensitive part of his penis (the head), preventing that stuck-to-the-top feeling men complain about so often. In addition, it will give the condom more range of motion during sexual activity, which translates into more sensation for him.

*a dollop in this case is about the size of a regular jelly bean. If you use more than that, you could end up lubricating his shaft so the condom could slip off a bad time.

[Note -- Steps 4, 5 and 6 must be done quickly so the lubricant doesn't run out over the shaft of the penis.]

Step 4: Position your lips as if you were going to give someone a kiss, but with your lips not touching. Put the condom in your mouth, lubricated side toward him, and use a little suction to hold it in place. The rim of the sombrero will be outside your puckered lips, not inside.

Step 5: Hold the shaft of his penis in one hand and move your mouth to the top of the head of his penis. If you move too slowly, all the lubricant will drip out. Releasing the suction only slightly, allow the condom to rest on the head of the penis while you push it down gently with your tongue, removing any air bubbles.

Step 6: Staying in this position, quickly wrap your well-lubricated lips over your teeth and push gently but firmly in one smooth motion on the rim of the condom to unravel it down the shaft. The only way this will work is if your lips are wrapped firmly over your teeth. If they aren't, not only will you risk hurting him, you won't have the strength to push the condom down quickly. Your lips need the support of your teeth behind them in order for this technique to be effective. If you are unable to push the condom all the way down with your lips, don't worry about it. Very few women can, at first. Go as far down as you are comfortable, finishing the job with your fingers in the shape of an "okay" sign to unroll the rest. Some women have said the sensation of coolness from the lube in the nipple end of the condom causes them to gag if they go down the shaft too far. If this should happen to you, you should complete unrolling with your fingers in the shape of the "okay" sign.

This takes some practice but can be a lot of fun and very sensual when you get the hang of it.

When choosing a latex condom for this technique, avoid brands that are coated with Nonoxyol-9. It has a vile taste and will cause temporary numbing of your mouth.

 

[someplace]

So, what do you think? Somebody out there has HAD to have done this. If some of y'all try it, please report back the results and your experiences.

 

[MastrJ]

I saw this being done in a Public Service Announcement from Brazil. It was weird. The woman put the condom on the guy with her mouth so he wouldn't know because he was evil and was spreading AIDS. That's the only time I've ever seen it done.

 

[Noor]

I haven't done it in years, most guys seem relatively capable of putting condoms on themselves these days. But back in the pre aids days it helped convince non condom users.

I also used to be able to unbutton, then unzip jeans quickly and effeciently with my toes. Those ones with only buttons were a bit harder, if you were out of practice your toes would cramp on the last one.

 

[someplace]

Y'all are taking the fun out of this....As I originally read about this technique, I thought it might be a turnon for a guy to have this done; add another layer of sensualness to things.

 

[Vixandra]

I've found this works best with flavored condoms. Yeah, the latexy taste is still there but not as noticable.
Its not the easiest thing in the world to do but according to my beloved, it was hot to watch.
Would advise having a water bottle nearby to wash the taste out real quick.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Y'all are taking the fun out of this....As I originally read about this technique, I thought it might be a turnon for a guy to have this done; add another layer of sensualness to things.

No experience to base an answer on, someplace, but in the name of research I'm willing to take the idea for a spin with ya.

 

[baumer64]

I've never had this done to me but I did see it demonstrated on an episode of HBO's Real Sex. The "demonstrator" was teaching ladies different "oral" techniques they could do with their men. It showed several women practicing these techniques on dildos. It was very interesting to watch!

 

[someplace]

No experience to base an answer on, someplace, but in the name of research I'm willing to take the idea for a spin with ya.

You are EVER the Gentleman, LK. Much appreciated.

 

[someplace]

I've found this works best with flavored condoms. Yeah, the latexy taste is still there but not as noticable.
Its not the easiest thing in the world to do but according to my beloved, it was hot to watch.
Would advise having a water bottle nearby to wash the taste out real quick.

Thanks for the tip!

 

[someplace]

I've never had this done to me but I did see it demonstrated on an episode of HBO's Real Sex. The "demonstrator" was teaching ladies different "oral" techniques they could do with their men. It showed several women practicing these techniques on dildos. It was very interesting to watch!

That may have been where this orginated. Watching a television show and having this performed on you would SEEM to be a little different to me. What do you think?

 

[LukkyKnight]

You are EVER the Gentleman, LK. Much appreciated.

One tries, someplace. Do you want to bring the condom, or shall I surprise you?

 

[Zen_Life]

I like having my partner put the condom on for me.

As simple as doing it myself is....having the woman do it just feels fun. No matter if she dos it with hands or her mouth, any touching of my cock is a good thing

 

[sheath]

Here is a link to a thread that was a bit of fun way back when...

Putting a condom on a man

I really like the idea...I think it could be incredibly sensual if done the right way.

S.

 

[Owlz]

Here is a link to a thread that was a bit of fun way back when...

Putting a condom on a man

I really like the idea...I think it could be incredibly sensual if done the right way.

S.

sheath, another woman I'd like to try this with.

 

[someplace]

Here is a link to a thread that was a bit of fun way back when...

Putting a condom on a man

I really like the idea...I think it could be incredibly sensual if done the right way.

S.

Thanks for the link. I agree with you. After a bit of practice this could be much fun.

 

[Owlz]

'morning, someplace.

 

[PrincessHoney]

i've done this for boyfs in the past...
things to remember:

1) get mouth wet (lick lips ect)
2) use your mouth until about half way then let you fingers help (if you keep sucking he wont mind!)
3) and yeah use flavoured ones... raspberry seems to hide the spermicide taste the best!


you can also try rubbing his balls with your nipples to really make his night

 

[snake1500]

erotic, in a way, but I know a woman, who can suk-start a harley, and she don't use no rubber....

.....gawd the memories...

 

[Zen_Life]

i've done this for boyfs in the past...
things to remember:

1) get mouth wet (lick lips ect)
2) use your mouth until about half way then let you fingers help (if you keep sucking he wont mind!)
3) and yeah use flavoured ones... raspberry seems to hide the spermicide taste the best!


you can also try rubbing his balls with your nipples to really make his night

I gather you've not new at all this....

 

[ethicalslut]

A little word of advice regarding the spermicidal ones... I had done this a few times, and one time decided to be all cute and do it to an ex. The condoms were a different brand than what I had apparently used in the past, and the spermicidal agent literally turne my mouth kinda numb and tingly.

Let's just say it didn't do much for my mood, and I've been afraid of it every since! I wish I had made note of the "make and model" so to speak, so I could go back to those days... guys sure do appreciate it... and make their appreciation known.

 

[someplace]

'morning, someplace.

'Evening.

 

[LukkyKnight]

'Evening.

Nice shoes...