Apparently, you can make a survey of *anything*

[Liar]

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Kellys are most up for sex

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Men looking for casual sex are most likely to hit on girls called Kelly, according to a new survey.

Kelly topped a list of girls names that men reckoned were most up for sex with Tanya coming second, Debs or Debbie third, Becky fourth and Steph fifth.

Michelle, Tina, Lisa, Carly and Nicky also make the top ten of names boys think are most up for sex.

“It's strange how certain names have connotations. If guys have a good experience with a girl of a certain name, they tend to remember them. It's bad news if your name is Kelly, though,” said John Sewell, a spokesman for OnePoll.com who quizzed 1,000 men for the survey.

Women were quizzed on the name of guys who they thought would most likely to try it on the first time they met. Lee came first, Dave second, Andy first, Steve fourth and Kevin fifth in the poll of male sleazes.

Gary, Paul, Darren, Jason and Ben made up the rest of the list.

“Girls said these are names they would avoid at all costs on nights out.”

 

[Stella_Omega]

You missed one option; "I'll be Kelly for YOU, big boy."

 

[vampiredust]

Women were quizzed on the name of guys who they thought would most likely to try it on the first time they met. Lee came first, Dave second, Andy first, Steve fourth and Kevin fifth in the poll of male sleazes.

I wander what number the name Christian was?

 

[Stella_Omega]

I wander what number the name Christian was?

Or Bobby?

 

[cloudy]

I wonder what the stats are for a guy named Kelly.

 

[Belegon]

Kellys are most up for sex

Kelly topped a list of girls names that men reckoned were most up for sex with Tanya coming second, Debs or Debbie third, Becky fourth and Steph fifth.

Michelle, Tina, Lisa, Carly and Nicky also make the top ten of names boys think are most up for sex.

hmmmm...

is Tina short for Christina? Nicky for Nicole? Can we substitute Rebecca for Becky?

Just trying to reconcile this with my own experiences, ya know...

Interestingly, the name I have that pops up the most in my own history doesn't make the list. As the whole "J" factor that populates my past is completely absent.

Oh, and nice emphasis on the double standard by the article;

“Girls said these are names they would avoid at all costs on nights out.”

Luckily, I know plenty of woman willing to look at that statement and laugh at it as preposterous...

 

[jomar]

I wonder what the stats are for a guy named Kelly.

He typically gets a HJ every time he hits on himself.

As for Kelly - I wonder if all the guys polled watched Married with Children or if "Kelly" has always been easy.

 

[cantdog]

These poor bastards.

They missed the late 'sixties.

We used to just go ahead and ball someone, if it felt right.

 

[Belegon]

These poor bastards.

They missed the late 'sixties.

We used to just go ahead and ball someone, if it felt right.

Fuck, dude....

I started high school in the fall of 1980. I missed the sixties, the sexual revolution, the burst of freedom that came with the pill...

...and came of age just in time for herpes, Nancy Reagan and AIDS.

 

[slyc_willie]

Women were quizzed on the name of guys who they thought would most likely to try it on the first time they met. Lee came first, Dave second, Andy first, Steve fourth and Kevin fifth in the poll of male sleazes.

“Girls said these are names they would avoid at all costs on nights out.”

Um . . . hmm.

No comment.

 

[Guest]

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Kellys are most up for sex

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Men looking for casual sex are most likely to hit on girls called Kelly, according to a new survey.

Kelly topped a list of girls names that men reckoned were most up for sex with Tanya coming second, Debs or Debbie third, Becky fourth and Steph fifth.

Michelle, Tina, Lisa, Carly and Nicky also make the top ten of names boys think are most up for sex.

“It's strange how certain names have connotations. If guys have a good experience with a girl of a certain name, they tend to remember them. It's bad news if your name is Kelly, though,” said John Sewell, a spokesman for OnePoll.com who quizzed 1,000 men for the survey.

Um, no comment here, either.

 

[The_Fool]

Um, no comment here, either.

*raised eyebrow*

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I wander what number the name Christian was?

And what about men named, Lance or Rod, or women named, Fanny or Chastity?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

And what about men named, Lance or Rod, or women named, Fanny or Chastity?

Rumple Foreskin

Or Suzy Fucksalot?

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Or Suzy Fucksalot?

I dated Suzy Fucksalot, once. The next week she changed her named to, Cherry Tightwat.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[keeblercrumb]

Fuck, dude....

I started high school in the fall of 1980. I missed the sixties, the sexual revolution, the burst of freedom that came with the pill...

...and came of age just in time for herpes, Nancy Reagan and AIDS.

bummer..... Sorry Dude!

-KC

 

[Belegon]

bummer..... Sorry Dude!

-KC

could have been worse. After all, I was born AFTER the invention of the toothbrush, right?

 

[keeblercrumb]

could have been worse. After all, I was born AFTER the invention of the toothbrush, right?

I uhhhh don't remember. I was there.

-KC

 

[keeblercrumb]

Or Suzy Fucksalot?

Girls named "Bubbles" were always easy if I had tipped enough.

Here the "easy" girls are Tanya and Natasha. But then.. they are all named Tanya and Natasha..... hmmmm. Except for Olga's..... Now the truth is I have met a lot of beautiful girls named Olga..... but there is just that AK-47 wielding Tractor driving cache about the name Olga. that I could never quite get past..... Prejudice is a terrible thing.....

-KC

 

[Guest]

Girls named "Bubbles" were always easy if I had tipped enough.

Here the "easy" girls are Tanya and Natasha. But then.. they are all named Tanya and Natasha..... hmmmm. Except for Olga's..... Now the truth is I have met a lot of beautiful girls named Olga..... but there is just that AK-47 wielding Tractor driving cache about the name Olga. that I could never quite get past..... Prejudice is a terrible thing.....

-KC

They have sensitivity training classes for that, yannow.

 

[keeblercrumb]

They have sensitivity training classes for that, yannow.

Where do you think I pick up all the Tanya's??


-KC