Apparently, I've gotten a little too

[intrigued]

used to uncensored, free speech.

I just went to the store to get ciggies, only to find they were out of my brand. The clerk held up a pack of "pyramid", a very cheap generic brand and said "have you tried these?". (Are you ready?)
I replied "oh, nooo! I can suck like a Hoover, but I can't get a damn thing out of those!"



Where was my head?
I have never been so humiliated. Even the black shades I had on could not hide my shame, nor the way I immediately lowered my head so my hair would hide my face, and covered my face with my gloved hands.
Finally, I said "I'll take the Camptons in the kings", paid and didn't even get my change.
Yes, they were laughing, and yes, I do have to go back to that store. I go there atleast 4 times a week, and have for years.

When I stick my foot in, I damn near swallow it.

 

[clit_licker30]

Uh oh, I find myself talking the same way at times. Do you want me to email you some Marlboro Red's?

 

[Rex1960]

Marlboro Mediums here

 

[Trail48]

You just told the truth darlin'.....no shame in that

 

[intrigued]

Uh oh, I find myself talking the same way at times. Do you want me to email you some Marlboro Red's?

Cartons, please. It's gonna take a little time to live this one down.

 

[clit_licker30]

Cartons, please. It's gonna take a little time to live this one down.

You are too modest. How is the turnover rate at that store? Maybe go during a different shift.

But I am playing your scenario through my head and I am having a good chuckle.

 

[intrigued]

You just told the truth darlin'.....no shame in that

Yes, but there is alot to be said for maintaining decorum in the only store in town.

Will I ever learn to stop what flies in from immediately flying right back out?

Morning, Rex!

 

[zipman]

used to uncensored, free speech.

I just went to the store to get ciggies, only to find they were out of my brand. The clerk held up a pack of "pyramid", a very cheap generic brand and said "have you tried these?". (Are you ready?)
I replied "oh, nooo! I can suck like a Hoover, but I can't get a damn thing out of those!"



Where was my head?
I have never been so humiliated. Even the black shades I had on could not hide my shame, nor the way I immediately lowered my head so my hair would hide my face, and covered my face with my gloved hands.
Finally, I said "I'll take the Camptons in the kings", paid and didn't even get my change.
Yes, they were laughing, and yes, I do have to go back to that store. I go there atleast 4 times a week, and have for years.

When I stick my foot in, I damn near swallow it.

Still at it huh? Well, at least you said that here

 

[intrigued]

You are too modest. How is the turnover rate at that store? Maybe go during a different shift.

But I am playing your scenario through my head and I am having a good chuckle.

The turn over rate?

I'm gonna think about this one first for just a moment before I respond, OK?

It's still a little fresh.

 

[intrigued]

Re: Re: Apparently, I've gotten a little too

Still at it huh? Well, at least you said that here

Well damn!

There seems to be a pattern here.

 

[clit_licker30]

The turn over rate?

How often do they have new employees?

 

[Guest]

 

[Riles]

What, and you didn't get the smokes for FREE????

That was AT LEAST worth a free package!

 

[intrigued]

How often do they have new employees?

Oh! Its a wonder I've survived this long, huh?

Its the same lady on the same shift that its been for years. I am relieved by the fact that there was no school today (some of the secondary roads are still icy) because otherwise, it would have been filled by other Mom's that I know, getting breakfast and gas on the way to work.

 

[clit_licker30]

Oh! Its a wonder I've survived this long, huh?

Its the same lady on the same shift that its been for years. I am relieved by the fact that there was no school today (some of the secondary roads are still icy) because otherwise, it would have been filled by other Mom's that I know, getting breakfast and gas on the way to work.

Count your blessings.......I am still laughing.

 

[Rex1960]

...otherwise, it would have been filled by other Mom's that I know, getting breakfast and gas on the way to work.

I'm still curious whether it's spelled "soccer moms" or "sucker moms"...

 

[bknight2602]

used to uncensored, free speech.

I just went to the store to get ciggies, only to find they were out of my brand. The clerk held up a pack of "pyramid", a very cheap generic brand and said "have you tried these?". (Are you ready?)
I replied "oh, nooo! I can suck like a Hoover, but I can't get a damn thing out of those!"



Where was my head?
I have never been so humiliated. Even the black shades I had on could not hide my shame, nor the way I immediately lowered my head so my hair would hide my face, and covered my face with my gloved hands.
Finally, I said "I'll take the Camptons in the kings", paid and didn't even get my change.
Yes, they were laughing, and yes, I do have to go back to that store. I go there atleast 4 times a week, and have for years.

When I stick my foot in, I damn near swallow it.

LOL I'll bet your face was crimson also.

 

[intrigued]

Oh, I'm so glad I'm not alone! *hugs* At least, you made their day. You are probably going to be the talk for a while but hey, I don't think they could have found a better gal to be speaking of.

This reminds me of something I said to a Customer the other day. She was waiting for me to become available and when she didn't notice that I could help her I said, "Can I do you over here?" She said, "UM... as lovely as that may sound, I don't think my husband will understand.!"

You are not alone.

OMG! Thank you, I don't feel nearly as bad now.

lol@Rex!

Riles, she should've thrown a carton at me, huh?

bk, yeah, thats putting it mildly.

 

[Guest]

 

[intrigued]

LOL, intrigued. You gave me my first giggle of the day

Happy to help, and heres hoping you find many more throughout the day.

 

[Guest]

 

[Temptress_1960]

I was answering the phone here at work, and offered to take a message for one of the sales reps.

The customer said, jokingly, "well you're easy!"

And I, of course responded, "Yes, but I'm not cheap."

I thought that guy was gonna choke, he was laughing so hard.

And my boss just rolled his eyes with that "who the hell ARE these people I'm employing" look on his face.

 

[Guest]

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Sometimes, I am forced to physically cover my mouth to keep myself from saying the first thing that comes to mind.

 

[Guest]