apparently, i have pms

[scylis]

i am more than mildly disturbed about that. as if my filthy assistants having freaky drug ape sex with entire professional sports teams for a good nine hours every night wasn't enough.

 

[Sillyman]

Do you need a midol?

 

[scylis]

a tazer would be nice. make my filthy assistants squeal like the pigs they are.

 

[red_rose]

Damn.

If I had a tazer while I was pms'ing...

...that could be dangerous.

 

[PmTick]

i am more than mildly disturbed about that. as if my filthy assistants having freaky drug ape sex with entire professional sports teams for a good nine hours every night wasn't enough.

which teams??

 

[red_rose]

Re: Re: apparently, i have pms

which teams??

It means you need to go over to the banning thread and check out the picture of yours and Pixie's love child.

It's really kinda cute.

purpleflyingmonkeydragon

 

[red_rose]

I can't read.

I thought you said, "Which means?"

Oh well.

Go look anyhow.

 

[scylis]

Re: Re: apparently, i have pms

which teams??

by now? all of them.

 

[Laurel]

A warm compress helps, I've found.

 

[scylis]

why do i crave chocolate?

 

[alexandraaah]

why do i crave chocolate?

You don't, it's all in your head. Stop blaming everything on your pms.

Damn broads.

 

[scylis]

You don't, it's all in your head. Stop blaming everything on your pms.

Damn broads.

but i do. i really do.

 

[Laurel]

Isn't Draaah beautiful?

Her inner beauty is mirrored by her lovely visage.

 

[alexandraaah]

Isn't Draaah beautiful?

Her inner beauty is mirrored by her lovely visage.

I read that, and while it should make me swoon...I'm drawn to the left side of my page and I see your cat...and I'm tempted to write, like, LOL or LMAO or something.

It must be late.

I must be on drugs.

 

[Laurel]

The look on that cat's face?

Pure astonishment over your beauty.

That look is YOUR fault.

heh.

you crossed his wittle eyes.