apparently aaron hernandez is a bit of a douche bag.

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also, apparently espn really has nothing else to talk about right now. i should probably turn the tv off. it's just kinda wasting coal at the moment.
 
oh and i really need to figure out something to do with those four lemons before they go bad, but nothings coming to me besides lemonade and i don't fucking want lemonade.
 
Not surprising he was a Patriot.

football player would work just as well sadly.

well, not too sadly. i love watching football, but i am aware of the fact that most jocks are at least moderately douchy on even their best days.
 
football player would work just as well sadly.

well, not too sadly. i love watching football, but i am aware of the fact that most jocks are at least moderately douchy on even their best days.

Maybe most teams but the Steelers would never allow a douche on their roster. Nope. Not ever.
 
oh and i really need to figure out something to do with those four lemons before they go bad, but nothings coming to me besides lemonade and i don't fucking want lemonade.

Use them for cleaning.
 
that actually isn't too bad of an idea.

or, because i'm a smoker, i could use the fuckers to get rid of that goddamned tar stain on my smoking fingers. stupid rollies.

also, tea. tea w/ real lemon instead of bottled juice would be nice even though it is summer.
 
Maybe most teams but the Steelers would never allow a douche on their roster. Nope. Not ever.

Hoping you are being sarcastic. Big Ben accused of sexual assault twice? Now I know he got off, but twice is a little too much and I am sure those girls received a little something something.

But this problem transcends NFL teams. This starts at the NCAA level with thug factories Like Miami. Apparently Hernandez was involved in a shooting back then and yet remained in school.

The Pats took a chance and I remember when he was drafted all anyone said was he had issues with pot.

For a couple of years they looked smart. Not so much now.

And he is one of many this year, but of course the most heinous.

Look at last year, the kid that lost it in KC and killed his ex girl then himself. They actually wore his number and honored a guy who killed a woman before himself.

NFL needs a wake up call, maybe this is it.

In my company you need to pass a BCI to get a job driving a forklift for $14 a hour.

But the NFL throwws million at entitled punks who have been getting away with anything they want all through college. They're already bad news when they get there and that money just keeps it going.
 
that actually isn't too bad of an idea.

or, because i'm a smoker, i could use the fuckers to get rid of that goddamned tar stain on my smoking fingers. stupid rollies.

also, tea. tea w/ real lemon instead of bottled juice would be nice even though it is summer.

I've been back on the rollies since I stopped driving for a living. For some unknown reason, this time round I haven't got the brown fingers thing going on. No idea why.
 
I've been back on the rollies since I stopped driving for a living. For some unknown reason, this time round I haven't got the brown fingers thing going on. No idea why.

who knows? have you been washing your hands a lot? that totally works, but, man, fuck that. i'm not washing my hands after every damned cigarette.

either that or your tobacco isn't as tarry as mine is.

mine is very rich in tarry goodness. i hack like a bastard if i don't use the filter tips.
 
who knows? have you been washing your hands a lot? that totally works, but, man, fuck that. i'm not washing my hands after every damned cigarette.

either that or your tobacco isn't as tarry as mine is.

mine is very rich in tarry goodness. i hack like a bastard if i don't use the filter tips.

He's British so his tobacco is probably made out of poodle shit or something.
 
oh and i really need to figure out something to do with those four lemons before they go bad, but nothings coming to me besides lemonade and i don't fucking want lemonade.

Do you have fish? Make ceviche.
 
Do you have fish? Make ceviche.

One of the first times I made fish for dinner I put slices of lemon on top of the filets and my husband asked what it was and instead of saying "fish with a slice of lemon"(which is all it was) I made up some bullshit name. I can't even remember what I said. Something French or something. He bought it for a while but eventually figured out I was fucking with him.
 
One of the first times I made fish for dinner I put slices of lemon on top of the filets and my husband asked what it was and instead of saying "fish with a slice of lemon"(which is all it was) I made up some bullshit name. I can't even remember what I said. Something French or something. He bought it for a while but eventually figured out I was fucking with him.

You should add that to your "when do I lie motto".

i have never actually cooked a fish that didn't come out of a box.

:(

That's like comparing baking chocolate to dark chocolate.
 
i find money works best.

i've also never cooked raw chicken. why? because i can't stand touching it. what can i say? i'm a weirdo. also, that shit is slimy and gross.

fish just smells funny.

of course, so does beef fat, so... what were we talking about?
 
Fish should NOT smell strong if it's fresh. Are you landlocked? Homemade batter is yummy, I find the box stuff is sort of bland.

I don't know what kind of fish you got but in these parts they smell like...well, like fish.
 
i'm from michigan where the fish can give you cancer if you eat too many of them in a year. hooray for industrial runoff.
 
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