Apology!

[Maniac]

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to all of the canadian citizens that was offended by my earlier post (Fuck Canada!). It seems as though I was to judgmental about the whole situation. All I was doing was blowing off some steam from a bad experience. It was mensea who helped me to realize this. So I am being man enough to come out and apologize for my actions. I am however still upset about the situation and with the people that the Canadian border patrol have at that check point.

Once again I'm sorry and I apologize to all Canadians.

 

[Merelan]

Clap...clap....clap...
I am not Canadian but I know it takes a brave man to stand up, or sit down (however you type), and say I am sorry.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

He's a Maniac .. a Maniac on the floor ..

... dancing like he's never danced before.

the Queen waves her approval in the background as the Canadians accept the heartfelt apologies of the handsome gentleman with the texan drawl.

peace, isabella xx

 

[Expertise]

Take the bitch remark back and all is forgiven.

I even offered an "olive branch" on your FYC post.

I apologize for questioning your intelligence, sexual orientation and proclivities.

I am sure you are a warm, sensitive, normally well spoken, and intelligent representative of the Lone Star State and its fine centers of higher learning.

But thats only if you take it back.

 

[Mensa]

Now kiss and make up.

Maniac, you don't know how lucky you were. You only had to deal with the Customs people. Just wait til you get in the country and have to deal with the rest of our bureaucrats. There isn't anything you said that most Canadians haven't uttered themselves about officialdom in this land( perhaps that really should be officialDUMB!).I'm happy your giving us another chance, but you've just got to get in out of that hot sun more often!!!

 

[Mensa]

Take the bitch remark back and all is forgiven.

I even offered an "olive branch" on your FYC post.

I apologize for questioning your intelligence, sexual orientation and proclivities.

I am sure you are a warm, sensitive, normally well spoken, and intelligent representative of the Lone Star State and its fine centers of higher learning.

But thats only if you take it back.

Truth be told, Expertise, you were being a little bitchy BUT you carry it off so well!!

 

[Maniac]

Expertise, I take the bitch back. Sorry about the rude comment. Please except my humble apology.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Ummm..considering you took back all the Canada remarks...I suppose I should take this time to say that I am sorry and I take back that whole steers and queers thing. That wasn't a very nice thing to say and I normally would have never said something like that to anyone else. I sincerely apologize and hope you will accept this as my apology and not expect any kinky sexual favors in addition...but if you do, I'll step up like a woman and "give what I owe"

You gotta admit though, the steers and queers thing was hilarious! Bless your heart!

 

[Maniac]

Yes, it was a little funny Simply Southern. Your apology is accepted and I hope that you will accept mine as well. As for the sexual favor I will not hold you to that. If that is something you would like to do to see just how "sweet" we texans can be then I will not say no to you. However being the gentlman I am, I will leave that decision up to you.

 

[SimplySouthern]

What a gentleman....can't say that I like a man to be a gentleman all the time, but it sure is a nice change...occassionally

 

[Mensa]

OOOHH You are awful

Now that we've made up with Texas, what say we go after the true bad guys... those Aussies!!( laughs maniacally

 

[Siren]

 

[Maniac]

Sorry to disapoint you siren, but Texas has the best cattle. Have you ever sunk your teath into black Angus beef. It is by far the best. It bar-bq's like no other. The steaks and t-bone's are out of this world.

 

[Siren]

 

[Maniac]

Siren, you can sink your teeth into me anytime.
What is a tri tip?

 

[Siren]

 

[Maniac]

Siren my dear, you have given me knowledge about something I knew nothing about. I admit I don't know much about the different styles of meat. I'm more of a hamburger, chili meat, T-Bone, round steak, stew meat kinda guy. That is from a cow. Give me deer meat and I can cook some mean chili and batter fried back stap that would just make you wet your pretty little panties.

Oh, please darling sink those teeth in until it hurts. A little pain is always good. Would you like your Texas meat with a little honey, or with a side dish of strawberries?

 

[Guest]

where's the beef

Let me interrupt your little love fest for two seconds to tell you that Calgary also has black angus beef.....so you'll have to do better.

 

[Maniac]

Ok, I have learned something again. I did not know that calgary had black angus. I must impose the question though, was that black angus imported from Texas or was the black angus in Texas imported from Canada?

 

[MADDOG]

Re: OOOHH You are awful

Now that we've made up with Texas, what say we go after the true bad guys... those Aussies!!( laughs maniacally

What the fuck is this? Australia day?! At least 3 seperate Aussie related threads or replies! (Not that I mind in the slightest! I relish the attention to be honest. ) Go right ahead.

Maniac and Siren. Are you two fighting for second place? I don't believe you know what real beef tastes like until you've had an Aussie. (And I am talking about cattle.)

MADDOG

 

[Mensa]

Did the man say beef?

Australian beef?? I thought you guys only ate mutton and roo! LOL

 

[Maniac]

I can't really say that I have tasted Aussie beef. I believe you that it taste good. Maybe one day I will get the chance to try an Australian cattle.

You know we Texans do have another kind of beef other than cattle. (i guess it's classified as beef) Have any of you ever tried armadillo? That's some good stuff.

Were oh, were has my flirtatious siren gone?

 

[Siren]

 

[Maniac]

Oh, my darling Siren I have missed you so.

Yes, everything in Texas is big. Texas is so big that we are also use to takin' our time getten' from one place to another. In other words I would take my time getten' you ready to ride a true Texas bull.

 

[Maniac]

Siren darling if you are reading this, then go over to the post "What turns you on". I have left you a message there as well.