You're terrible at this. Do better or fuck off to a new schtick. Seriously. You can't even figure out who to hurl idiotic insults at.
Luk...
Receding chin
People on the street confuse him with Carrot Top.
Skin so pale he's affectionately known as Casper to what few friends he has.
Fed Ferm "fish" tacos her first night in town to familiarize himself with her scent.
