Apologies All Around!!

Phoenix Stone

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To the myriad and sundry I've inadvertently offended in my few months here.

(Except no apologies to the Doms. They can take it.:cool: )

PS And if you aren't absolutely positively SURE I was trying to insult you, I WASN'T.
 
Can anyone say "paranoia"... besides, I like my apologies square, not round.

Look, it's an open board where people are free to express their opinions. We all offend each other at times, and we all disagree and differ. But we should also all be adult enough to deal with opinions we disagree with on an adult level.

So just go with it, and don't be shy to throw in your thoughts. If other people get offended, well, that's their tough cheese!
 
Phoenix Stone said:
To the myriad and sundry I've inadvertently offended in my few months here.

(Except no apologies to the Doms. They can take it.:cool: )

PS And if you aren't absolutely positively SURE I was trying to insult you, I WASN'T.
Well, sweetie, you know apologies work much better when you add a picture of yourself naked, successfully bound and forced to your knees. The extra little subbie pout always helps, too.

And, to top a good apology off, the offer that you feel you should be punished is always a nice touch.

But, being a Dom, I don't expect any of the above. And, that's OK, because I can take it.

But, I'm much better at dishing it out, if you ever change your mind.:)
 
FungiUg said:
Can anyone say "paranoia"... besides, I like my apologies square, not round.

Look, it's an open board where people are free to express their opinions. We all offend each other at times, and we all disagree and differ. But we should also all be adult enough to deal with opinions we disagree with on an adult level.

So just go with it, and don't be shy to throw in your thoughts. If other people get offended, well, that's their tough cheese!

It's not paranoia, if they're out ta... no really, I got an unexpected pm or two that made me wonder if little Mary Sunshine was skipping along in oversize combat boots, stepping on all those twinkly toes. :eek: Thought i was pretty obvious when teasing and when aiming for the shins but perhaps not, so.... And having said as much, hoped to be square and done with it. But now I see... Round apologies?? Meandering yes, I can take that. Convoluted. Even spiraling. But ROUND? The Horror!

Appreciate the sentiment, though. Will try to be less shy in the future!! :D
 
pagan switch said:
There's just no pleasing some people, is there? ;)

:kiss:

Lucky for him, I wasn't apologizing in his general direction, so he doesn't get to be picky. (Or has he so forgotten himself as to have passed over the 'no apologies to doms' bit?;) You can have one if you like, though, sweetie. Half-off for switches. Free Today only for subs.)

:rose:
 
Re: Re: Apologies All Around!!

DVS said:
Well, sweetie, you know apologies work much better when you add a picture of yourself naked, successfully bound and forced to your knees. The extra little subbie pout always helps, too.

And, to top a good apology off, the offer that you feel you should be punished is always a nice touch.

But, being a Dom, I don't expect any of the above. And, that's OK, because I can take it.

But, I'm much better at dishing it out, if you ever change your mind.:)

uh I got so flustered accidentally deleted right here

Ooh la la :eek: :eek: 'i feel I should be p....' I mean uh, er, there's already a lovely picture of my pretty pussy just to the left. And uh, oh. You know I've been trying for a hellish long time to get a pouty smilie. Best I can do is: ;p
Which is a shame as I get so much good use at home from a pout or a nice lip-bite while glancing up from under my brows... ...and I'm so sorry for saying I'm sorry. :catgrin:
 
Oh my....what happened, lil subbie? :confused:

Always remember this is just an internet message board hosted by a pornography site. There is no matter of life or death happening here.
 
Phoenix Stone said:
:kiss:

Lucky for him, I wasn't apologizing in his general direction, so he doesn't get to be picky. (Or has he so forgotten himself as to have passed over the 'no apologies to doms' bit?;) You can have one if you like, though, sweetie. Half-off for switches. Free Today only for subs.)

:rose:

Half off? How much? ;)
 
LOL Darlin I wouldn't worry about any of that!

I have had a few nasty pm's in my tenure around here... Blow it off or blow one of the Doms...

:p
 
Phoenix Stone said:
I got an unexpected pm or two that made me wonder if little Mary Sunshine was skipping along in oversize combat boots, stepping on all those twinkly toes. :eek:

Been there, done that, have the bite marks in the ankles to prove it.

No matter what you say, or how firmly your sense of humour is attached, someone will take offence. Thankfully, good intentions do eventually show through. I know one woman here who was dreadfully offended by me who now (I think) tolerates me... so see? You can win them over!

Alternatively, you can always go with DVS' plan! *leer*

I guess what I am trying to say in my usual loquacious manner is... if you have offended someone, apologise to that person. But the rest of us do appreciate your willingness to pitch in and add to the general mahem and madness that make this place interesting. So no apology is necessary.
 
Well, there ya go! If they can't take a joke, fuck Cellis. Works for me! :D
 
well, ok ya convince me!

I'm NOT sorry! :D

Guess it only makes sense to apologize when one intends to offend. This was more in the way of saying excuse me, or pardon moi, when one accidentally bumps into someone. So, it's been said, and will be dropped.

No sorries to those I've purposely offended, as I'm afraid those still stand.:( :p

Glad to add to the overall confusion, as always! And if I've in any way contributed to a little public sex (not naming any Names here :rolleyes: ) that can only be to the general good.

Carry on as you were y'all!

:catgrin:
 
pagan switch said:
Half off? How much? ;)

Oh I'm always about half off.

Was gonna offer to half-shave my pussy but it already is! Not the one to the left. More centrally located. (Discovered that was the only way that worked ok.) So that's half-off, too.
So we have humor, hair and... anything else? Preferable with an h, for alliteration? Or could be pussy, personality and...?
 
Phoenix Stone said:
Oh I'm always about half off.

Was gonna offer to half-shave my pussy but it already is! Not the one to the left. More centrally located. (Discovered that was the only way that worked ok.) So that's half-off, too.
So we have humor, hair and... anything else? Preferable with an h, for alliteration? Or could be pussy, personality and...?
hi PS :kiss:
 
FungiUg said:
...fuck Cellis. :D
That has such a nice ring to it.

So, guys...we gonna tie her down, and take turns? And, can we bring our toys? I've got a few new ones I want to test on flesh. :D
 
DVS said:
That has such a nice ring to it.

So, guys...we gonna tie her down, and take turns? And, can we bring our toys? I've got a few new ones I want to test on flesh. :D


Hmmm It is an interesting offer.... :eek:
 
Re: well, ok ya convince me!

Phoenix Stone said:
I'm NOT sorry! :D

Guess it only makes sense to apologize when one intends to offend. This was more in the way of saying excuse me, or pardon moi, when one accidentally bumps into someone. So, it's been said, and will be dropped.

No sorries to those I've purposely offended, as I'm afraid those still stand.:( :p

:catgrin:
When I piss someone off on purpose, they know it. And, when I do, I don't apologize. I don't start fights, but I don't back down from one, either.

If something I say offends someone, they only have to ask me what I meant to say, before jumping to conclusions of their own. I do have a dry sense of humor, and it can be taken the wrong way.

If I didn't intend to offend in the first place, I don't see the need to apologize. Something misunderstood isn't my fault. The mistake is the other person's jumping to the wrong conclusion without asking what I meant in the first place.

I might be sorry they misunderstood, but no intent to offend needs no apology. No harm, no foul. As I see it, when there is purely no intent, there is purely no foul.

I had a run in with a female on this forum a couple years ago. There was a misunderstanding of my sense of humor and also a jumping to the wrong conclusion.

There was a fun time had by all. :p :D

Oh, at least I think it was a female. In this sort of forum you never really know. You know?

Stick to your guns, PS.
 
cellis said:
Hmmm It is an interesting offer.... :eek:
Offer? Who said it was an offer? You act as if you get a choice in this. You'd just better check first, before you open the door. It won't be Avon calling.

It could be me and the boys, and our toys. :p

EDITED to change the above line to...

It could be me and da boys, and our toys. :p

(that just seems to have a better ring to it)
 
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DVS said:
Offer? Who said it was an offer? You act as if you get a choice in this. You'd just better check first, before you open the door. It won't be Avon calling.

It could be me and the boys, and our toys. :p

EDITED to change the above line to...

It could be me and da boys, and our toys. :p

(that just seems to have a better ring to it)


Oh my you have such a FORCEFUL way with words.... and just which boys would you be bringing with you?


Just wondering if the Fungi One would be included.... trying to make up for a past error in judgement!
 
cellis said:
Oh my you have such a FORCEFUL way with words.... and just which boys would you be bringing with you?


Just wondering if the Fungi One would be included.... trying to make up for a past error in judgement!
da boys includes anyone who wants to, bringing with them, their toys.

And, don't nobody misunderstand when I say "da boys". You gotta use for cellis' body, you're invited. All you need to bring is your forceful self and some nasty little toy to use on her.


We'll meet down on the corner, and all walk up to her place at once. Don't nobody give this away now, it'll be a surprise.
 
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