APB!

[Expertise]

Does anyone know where the hell Jeff726 got to. He just sorta' went poof!

I miss the misguided little guy.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I wished him into the cornfield.

 

[Expertise]

You are a bad man Dixon.

 

[April]

Dixon! Shame on you! You wish little Johnny back! oops, I meant Jeff.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

There he goes -

With his old TV show references again - most of'em in B&W too. Pretty soon he'll be making Commander Pike references. Cause we all know he must wait in line, for hours, for every new Lucas production. Lucas is God!!! Wonder how many light sabers he has?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You shouldn't say such things. You're thinking bad things. Bad things! Now, where's my birthday party?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Seriously, though, I think Naked said soemthing about his father having a stroke recently. I hope it's not true, but if it is, I hope he's all right.

 

[Expertise]

Sparky...merely an observation... but according to your statements you get the references so wouldn't that make you...

Just a thought

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

That old?

Yes but I don't have them flying around in my mind all the time - reliving them frame by frame. Yearning for yester-year. HiYo Silva..........

 

[KillerMuffin]

To correct the poor unfortunate misguided soul who mistakenly labours under the misinclination that Lucas is god. No, he is not.

LEMMY IS GOD.

There is precedence.

 

[April]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN?

Who the fuck is Lemmy?
Who the fuck is Commander Pike?
Sparky, what are you talking about?

I'm confused.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: There he goes -

Wonder how many light sabers he has?

Only one, but it's not as big as the one up your ass, Sparkster.

You're trying so hard to peg me! LOL

 

[Expertise]

Stop the freakin' arguing and negativity on my thread before I "buckwheat" somebody.

*Serenity now, Serenity now...be a kinder gentler Expertise*

 

[Endlessly]

*LMFAO* Dixon, you're the only other person I know who's read that story.

"Everything's just fine. Everything's fine."

 

[Rosebud]

Putting an APB out for my Fallen Angel...hey babe where are you and isn't it time for xxplorer to comment on something again...

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Why not just kill a dead chicken at midnight and invoke the name of Skeeter, Lucifer's annoying little brother? ("Can I tempt you with a pop-tart? You know you want it! I'm soooooo evil!") I'd rather have him.

 

[Expertise]

Aww hell Dixon, Jeff was all right, just young. That isn't his fault.

I love pop tarts ... death to toaster strudel!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Explained for sweet April in the latex catsuit

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN?

Who the fuck is Lemmy?
Who the fuck is Commander Pike?
Sparky, what are you talking about?

I'm confused.

Lemmy the lead singer of Motorhead, the guy with the things on his face, yeah him.

Commander Pike is from Star Trek, the original series. He was the fucked up wheelchair bound guy Captain Kirk saw once in a while.

Sparky, no one has any idea what he's talking about. We aren't exactly sure which language he speaks.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Just verbal jousting -

It seemed to me and I may be wrong, that Dixon always referred to old TV shows in his retorts to me - reminded me of Dennis Miller in a way (could be a compliment Dix) so I started flinging them back - don't know about Lemmy (except from the band Motorhead) - Capt. (or more properly Commander) Pike is an old Star Trek TV episode reference.

 

[Endlessly]

MMMMMMMmmmmmmm.. Cherry toaster strudel. It's the best, man.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

No, no, no, Expertise, I wasn't referring to Jeff. I like Jeff.

And I like Fallen Angel.

 

[Expertise]

ENDLESSLY YOU HEATHEN! I want my icing already on the damn thing!

 

[Rosebud]

LMAO Dixon, i knew that would get your attention...hee hee...sorry

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I speak...

all languages... I speak in tongues.... I speak truth, justice and the American way. I speak forked.... except when I'm eating with a spoon. I speak out of the side of my mouth except when I'm upside down. I speak indifferently but only when I'm the same. I speak out loud but only on this thread.

 

[April]

Thanks KillerMuffin. I don't like being confused.