Apathetics Anonymous

[Guest]

Was that Dran?

Heh. Somebody noticed. Go figure.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why bother?

 

[impressive]

If no one else cares, why should I?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If no one else cares, why should I?

I don't fucking care.......God I love apathy.

 

[impressive]

I don't fucking care.......God I love apathy.

I'm making apathy rolls. It just doesn't fucking matter what you put on them.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm making apathy rolls. It just doesn't fucking matter what you put on them.

I'm just eating cereal out of the box, why bother with a bowl, spoon and milk.

 

[Guest]

If we were picking teams on the playground,

I'd be picked last.

And I wouldn't care.

 

[sophia jane]

If we were picking teams on the playground,

I'd be picked last.

And I wouldn't care.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'd never leave you till last.

 

[Guest]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I'd never leave you till last.

Suddenly, I care a bit about life.

 

[logophile]

Something's gone horribly wrong...
I suddenly have this renewed interest in what's going on around me!

Quick, someone get me a valium.

 

[Guest]

Something's gone horribly wrong...
I suddenly have this renewed interest in what's going on around me!

Quick, someone get me a valium.

Damn, you too?

And it's Monday to boot.

Sign of the End Times Christian radio keeps talking about?

 

[impressive]

Something's gone horribly wrong...
I suddenly have this renewed interest in what's going on around me!

That's what happens when you get laid. Don't worry ... it'll pass.

 

[logophile]

That's what happens when you get laid. Don't worry ... it'll pass.

What happens if I continue to get laid??
Am I going to feel like this all the time??
Say it isn't so!!!

 

[impressive]

What happens if I continue to get laid??
Am I going to feel like this all the time??
Say it isn't so!!!

You'll develop a bit of tolerance so that the effects aren't quite as long-lasting.

 

[Guest]

What happens if I continue to get laid??
Am I going to feel like this all the time??
Say it isn't so!!!

Familiarity breeds contempt. Eventually you'll find your lover contemptuous and between the ridiculing and the love making, you'll feel an empty void again.

Don't worry, you're happy now, but things will get worse.

Wonder why my career as a motivational speaker tanked?

 

[Belegon]

Having warm thoughts of screwing up Logo's participation here and testing Imp's tolerance levels...

I should stay outa here...I'm just too much of a Drama King to do apathetic....

 

[impressive]

Having warm thoughts of screwing up Logo's participation here and testing Imp's tolerance levels...

Ooooooooooooooo! Together? (Please!)

 

[Belegon]

Ooooooooooooooo! Together? (Please!)

See, now I'm anything but apathetic! 'Morning Gorgeous....

 

[impressive]

See, now I'm anything but apathetic! 'Morning Gorgeous....

Morning, love.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why bother?

 

[impressive]

I'm trying not to care, but today ... I do. *sigh* It hurts.

 

[logophile]

Well, I'm back to not caring. Isn't that nice.

 

[logophile]

I noticed that no body else cared either.
How typical.

 

[impressive]

*plops on to the sofa*

 

[Guest]

*plops on to the sofa*

Don't turn on the news. It will depress you if you don't care about what's going on today. If you do care, it'll depress you more.