Apathetics Anonymous

[impressive]

I'd make a suicide pack with you,
but I'm have committment issues.

I wonder if the afterlife is in color?

 

[Guest]

I wonder if the afterlife is in color?

Isn't the afterlife a rather optimistic point of view for an apathetic person?

Why isn't there a noun for an apathetic person, like an apathant?

Is there color in this life?

<yawn>

 

[logophile]

I'm kinda hungry.
But I don't care enough to walk all the way into the kitchen and find some food!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm kinda hungry.
But I don't care enough to walk all the way into the kitchen and find some food!

Same here. I don't want to cook, yet I'm way too lazy to get in my truck and drive two minutes to pick something up. There's a granola bar across the room, I'm willing it to come over here.

 

[~photoguy~]

It's our uniform. There's a matching thong available ... if you care enough to match. Personally, I find underwear bothersome. Too much trouble when visiting the loo.

I'll go for the shirt .. but skip the thong -- just not that attractive on guys -- not that anyone would give a shit, yawwnzz .. mus' be nap time ?

 

[logophile]

Can't get moving today.

 

[impressive]

Can't get moving today.

Come and snuggle with me on the sofa. We'll pretend to be concerned about all we're not getting done.

 

[logophile]

Come and snuggle with me on the sofa. We'll pretend to be concerned about all we're not getting done.

Hmm... I think that snuggling with you on the couch would quickly turn me from inactive to active.
But I'm willing to risk it.

 

[impressive]

Hmm... I think that snuggling with you on the couch would quickly turn me from inactive to active.
But I'm willing to risk it.

You can be active AND apathetic. Contradictions are for people who care, after all.

 

[logophile]

You can be active AND apathetic. Contradictions are for people who care, after all.

Well, in that case...

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Yawn.................I might get out of this chair if I get hungry enough.

Note to self: Put fridge next to computer

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yawn.................I might get out of this chair if I get hungry enough.

Note to self: Put fridge next to computer

I made spaghetti. Help yourself. *yawn*

 

[Wildcard Ky]

I made spaghetti. Help yourself. *yawn*

Do you deliver?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Do you deliver?

Nope, too lazy.

 

[variable Xy]

Aw fuck me...


please do because I'm too tired to do it myself

 

[Honey123]

Yeah, so?

 

[~photoguy~]

Yeah, so?

my sentiments eggzactly ( I was too lazy to think something up)

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Nope, too lazy.

Damn, on any other day it might bother me that I can't have your spaghetti delivered, but oh well.............

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why bother?

 

[impressive]

It's hopeless, anyway.

 

[Guest]

It's hopeless, anyway.

Look! A naked lady.

Nevermind. Seen one, seen them all.

<leans back and closes eyes>

 

[logophile]

Did someone say something?
Nevermind.

 

[Guest]

Did someone say something?
Nevermind.

Huh? Oh, nevermind.

 

[cloudy]

hungry, but not hungry enough to make any effort to change the situation.

*sigh*

 

[Honey123]

Coffee is cold in my cup but I'm too lazy to go to the third floor...