destinie21
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this thread is for anything but politics. If you're talking Dick and Bush there damn well better be some sexual conotation.
Anything but
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A Dick and a Bush walked into a gay bar.
They came out.
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They came out.
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Ok you want sexual politics?
ok
Bush, Dick, and Colin walked into a restaurant one night hungry as hell coming off of a day of campagning and other things. They walked up to the hostess and she gives them a smile.
"How can I help you gentlemen?" She asked.
"We'd like a table" Colin replies.
"Well do you have a reservation?" She asked.
"No, but we're the highest people in town!" Dick replied.
"What do you mean by high?" She asked.
"Well he's the president, i'm the vice and Colin's something which i can't remember" Dick replied.
"Yeah right your the president and you little man are the vice president" She said.
Dick feeling hungry and getting annoyed looked at the woman.
"Well then how do we get a table?" He asked.
"Show me your dick" She replied.
"Out here?" He asked.
"No in the bathroom" She replied.
"Ok fine, i'll be back boys" Dick said.
Bush nodded and Colin just sat down in a chair to wait. Dick took the hostess into the bathroom and whipped out his namesake. She looked at it and drooled as she dropped to her knees.
"Nice looking cock their vice president" She said.
"Thanks, I haven't had a blow job in awhile so suck it bitch!" Dick replied.
She just shrugs and opens her mouth and sucks on Dick's dick. He feels himself coming and takes himself out of her mouth and spews all over the floor and the girl's blouse and skirt. After he was finished he put his dick away and the girl gave him a sloppy grin.
"Any table you want dickie poo" She said
"Thank you miss" Dick replied and walked out of the bathroom and rejoined his other two oblivious politicians.
Now that's the story on how the three politicians got a table at a restaurant wherever they are in the country.
ok
Bush, Dick, and Colin walked into a restaurant one night hungry as hell coming off of a day of campagning and other things. They walked up to the hostess and she gives them a smile.
"How can I help you gentlemen?" She asked.
"We'd like a table" Colin replies.
"Well do you have a reservation?" She asked.
"No, but we're the highest people in town!" Dick replied.
"What do you mean by high?" She asked.
"Well he's the president, i'm the vice and Colin's something which i can't remember" Dick replied.
"Yeah right your the president and you little man are the vice president" She said.
Dick feeling hungry and getting annoyed looked at the woman.
"Well then how do we get a table?" He asked.
"Show me your dick" She replied.
"Out here?" He asked.
"No in the bathroom" She replied.
"Ok fine, i'll be back boys" Dick said.
Bush nodded and Colin just sat down in a chair to wait. Dick took the hostess into the bathroom and whipped out his namesake. She looked at it and drooled as she dropped to her knees.
"Nice looking cock their vice president" She said.
"Thanks, I haven't had a blow job in awhile so suck it bitch!" Dick replied.
She just shrugs and opens her mouth and sucks on Dick's dick. He feels himself coming and takes himself out of her mouth and spews all over the floor and the girl's blouse and skirt. After he was finished he put his dick away and the girl gave him a sloppy grin.
"Any table you want dickie poo" She said
"Thank you miss" Dick replied and walked out of the bathroom and rejoined his other two oblivious politicians.
Now that's the story on how the three politicians got a table at a restaurant wherever they are in the country.
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