Anyone who believes that Obama is human is a complete idiot!

[islandman]

Further: Court of St. James Takes Professor Obama & Co To The Circus


These are today's headlines. Please discuss at your leisure.

 

[thør]

Were peanuts involved?

 

[islandman]

No, I could not determine the citizenship of said peanuts.

 

[Disgustipated]

Are the peanuts that are not involved Kenyan?

 

[islandman]

Georgia.

Last I checked, not part of the U.S.

 

[islandman]

This just in: Obama sings 'Soft Kitty' to himself whenever his polling numbers take a dive.

 

[thør]

Georgia.

Last I checked, not part of the U.S.

Indeed, they left once on their own accord, why welcome them back?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Georgia.

Last I checked, not part of the U.S.

Of course they aren't part of the US. If they were we would have been a little more pissed off when Russia invaded them a few years back.

 

[islandman]

Indeed, they left once on their own accord, why welcome them back?

I may welcome them back if everybody there gets an ultrasound confirming their humanity.

 

[islandman]

Of course they aren't part of the US. If they were we would have been a little more pissed off when Russia invaded them a few years back.

You're not funny, therefore you should vote for the other guy.

 

[islandman]

FYI - April is also Republican Awareness Month.

Find a Republican and give 'em a big, ole hug.

 

[IndieSnob]

Were they the same peanuts that killed LT?

 

[islandman]

Were they the same peanuts that killed LT?

Depends.

Child-molester LT or 'why did I join the Jets' LT?

 

[IndieSnob]

Depends.

Child-molester LT or 'why did I join the Jets' LT?

Dude, so you're telling me Lawrence Taylor, LaDainian Tomlinson and LovingTongueReloaded all choked on peanuts?!?!

My whole world has been turned upside down.

 

[islandman]

Dude, so you're telling me Lawrence Taylor, LaDainian Tomlinson and LovingTongueReloaded all choked on peanuts?!?!

My whole world has been turned upside down.

LovingTongueReloaded...sounds like a bacterial infection.

I prescribe more peanuts.

 

[islandman]

Breaking News: Congressional Black Caucus Demands President Obama Recite Pi to the 23rd Digit

 

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[islandman]

Headline: President Obama Claims Mega Millions Jackpot Share With Ticket Purchased at Local Piggly Wiggly. Resignation Speech to Include Phrase "Seeya, Bitches"

 

[JohnnySavage]

It must be hard being the President.

3.14159265358979323846264

You know your pi

 

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[butters]

You know your pi

pi, scones, peanuts - he's an all round know-it-all

 

[JohnnySavage]

Little birdy told me your picture was posted last night. With ponytail.

Unlikely, Johnny has never posted any identifying information. Too many of you nuts would want to visit and I like to maintain a human-free zone about my person.

 

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[Farrah]

From now on, this will be the only place I go to for breaking news.

I really hope this thread doesn't die.

 

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