Anyone watch Crapotopia?

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[scylis]

major networks can kiss my pale white ass. the Sci-Fi, History, Discovery, and Learning Channels are where it's at.

give me cable or give me death!

 

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Hey Scylis

 

[scylis]

Re: Hey Scylis

I hear ABC is going to have a bachelor show set in Alaska.

25 guys and 5 gals..........

gals get to chose.

betcha watch that..........hahahaha.

so they take cameras to clubs, is that basically the whole plot to the show?

(that usually happens to be the ratio of men to women, i hope you know)

 

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yea I know

 

[scylis]

didn't like the thought of sleeping in an igloo?

we all live in igloos up here. and play hockey. and wear flannel and grow big beards.

 

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and you forgot the most important part Scylis

 

[scylis]

we burn blubber, not eat it, thank you very much!

we eat whale meat.

 

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hows that 'panning' for gold coming along>?

 

[scylis]

naw, natives rub noses, you city folk from down there in your lower 48 pan the gold, while the rest of us Alaskans (non-natives that have been up here for a while) just herd moose and fuck.

other people, that is, not the moose.

 

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so let me get this right

 

[scylis]

yup, that pretty much sums it up, for the most part.

and why didn't you?

 

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cuz