Anyone want to meet for hot sex?

[Sammyjo]

...only kidding...no I'm not...

...or am I?

Ok, here's the deal...it's apparent that I am in desperate need of sex. I have been sitting around waiting for the unrequited love of my life...and nothing is happening. So, who wants to rid me of my 5 month virginity? Don't feel obliged to answer...I'm not expecting it...I think it's the depression kicking in...I'll be back after I take my drugs. Oh that's right, I don't have any....well, fuck me!!!

Ok...sorry to ramble, just needed to have the closest thing to sex I can get....yes, complaining about not getting any counts this time.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

well I am tied up at the moment Sammy,you can join me in the SRP if you like,I will be waiting.I don't think Forgetunome is going to be letting me go anytime soon.
you are more than welcome to show up.

 

[Lajo]

hmmmm to fuck you or not to fuck you, that is the question. The answer is far easier. Yes, i would happy to end your 5 month virginity if you will end my 8 month virginity.

 

[Sammyjo]

Thanks guys...I feel so...so...*sigh*

8 months, eh? I'm not so far off that anymore. Sort of makes me ill to think about it. Of course, I did go for 3 years at one point...I think I'll try to break that record...seems like something to do.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Wanna Meet for hot sex?

Only if I can be on top

 

[Thumper]

Is a bunny good enuff?

I would SJ...if I could get to Minnesota.

 

[Bobtoad777]

5 month virginity , ha, 8 month virginity, ha,

try 25 year virginity, that last time I saw a pussy was when I cam e out of one

 

[Sammyjo]

SS...you can be wherever you want to be...just get here Now can you imagine the Queen and the Princess having an affair, how scandalous...LOL

Thumpity...what's stopping you, dear? Airfare is cheap...and no alternate sleeping arrangements are required. (Hotels are expensive...and I need someone to snuggle anyway)

Bobtoad...I think maybe you are in the wrong profession. I respect your career decision, but you should consider something more...ummm...civilian like...obviously, up to you...but you don't want to wind up raping little boys or "convincing" young unsuspecting women that they are doing it for God...do you? At any rate, you can always buy a prostitute for the evening, I mean, some 72 year old judge just got nailed for it here...LOL

 

[SimplySouthern]

SS...you can be wherever you want to be...just get here Now can you imagine the Queen and the Princess having an affair, how scandalous...LOL

Well who doesn't need a good scandal?

 

[Sammyjo]

Ok...well, I'm all for it...I don't think you could handle me though

I'm willing to try, however.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Bobtoad...I think maybe you are in the wrong profession. I respect your career decision, but you should consider something more...ummm...civilian like...obviously, up to you...but you don't want to wind up raping little boys or "convincing" young unsuspecting women that they are doing it for God...do you? At any rate, you can always buy a prostitute for the evening, I mean, some 72 year old judge just got nailed for it here...LOL

I am not of that denomination, the denomination I attend I can marry, just I havent found a girlfriend yet. Oh and sex isn't bad acordnign to the denom I attend just meant to be kept between husband and wife. I don't mind it that much except I don't have a wife yet. I am not into little boys thats is just so ewww disgusting. Also prostitutes are like so not me. I like to know who I plan on screwing not some stranger i never meet before.

 

[Sammyjo]

I see...well, I wish you luck finding someone...not many people will wait around, ya know? You've been patient, I'm sure a lot of men would not have the willpower to wait this long...

I'm getting cold.....brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

 

[Golden]

oh Sammy after all these months ... thought you'd never ask! where shall we begin, girl?

 

[Sammyjo]

woo-hoo!!! Golden, I am honored...would you really consider putting me out of my misery?

 

[Golden]

would I consider it? - got a stiffy at the very thought ... now where shall we put that?

 

[DarkAngel]

Sammyjo

Sammyjo,

DarkAngel could take you to new heights... with these wings.

 

[SimplySouthern]

SJ

You are correct. I am sure I couldn't handle you....but trying is half the fun. We could add a man or two to the game for some spice!

 

[Roll-One]

Whewwwww, what a thread,lol...ya know i had to come in and check it out, yep..just had to....

Would I or wouldn't I, that is the question...lol

who am i kidding, I'd be there in a heart beat or two....

 

[Renee]

Okay, Okay, if the Princess is on top and the Queen is on the bottom, can I be in the middle kind of like a Lady in want... I mean waiting.

 

[forgetunome]

Is a bunny good enuff?
I would SJ...if I could get to Minnesota.

SJ is one lucky gal....you're bunny enough for any gal!

 

[Sammyjo]

SJ

You are correct. I am sure I couldn't handle you....but trying is half the fun. We could add a man or two to the game for some spice!

Yes we could...
...but who wants that? LOL

 

[Sammyjo]

Re: Sammyjo

Sammyjo,

DarkAngel could take you to new heights... with these wings.

Ahhh...an Angel...never had me one of those...I bet you play some naughty games, too...

 

[Sammyjo]

Whewwwww, what a thread,lol...ya know i had to come in and check it out, yep..just had to....

Would I or wouldn't I, that is the question...lol

who am i kidding, I'd be there in a heart beat or two....

Awww...you are so sweet...make it ONE heartbeat, I'm ready

 

[TigerClaw]

.

 

[Sammyjo]

Okay, Okay, if the Princess is on top and the Queen is on the bottom, can I be in the middle kind of like a Lady in want... I mean waiting.

YES!!! Ok, I'm getting a vision of what this would look like, and I'm getting VERY turned on...LOL