Anyone know of a boarding school that doesn't require potty training?

[Bob Peale]

Thing 1 and Thing 2 take their clothes off every chance they get.

However, they insist on walking around in their winter boots.

Great, my sons are practicing to be Go-Go dancers...

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[perks]

Ruby taught me this

Use duct tape.

 

[sunstruck]

Thing 1 and Thing 2 take their clothes off every chance they get.

However, they insist on walking around in their winter boots.

Great, my sons are practicing to be Go-Go dancers...

Ok I just squirted Jack and Coke all over my keyboard. Too funny!

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: Ruby taught me this

Use duct tape.

Duct tape only works with amateurs.

The Things teach classes...

 

[perks]

damn. Well, crank up the Al Green and have those things make you some money

 

[erosman]

Let the boarding school train them.

They'll be much more objective about it. They're not all fussy about damaging their fragile personalities. They'll laugh at the boot trick, and then tell them to clean up the mess.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Duck tape doesn't work with my twins anymore either.

Bob, I'm still researching bording schools for 3 year olds. I'll let you now when I find a good one. I'm expanding my search to overseas at this point.

 

[Bob Peale]

I'm expanding my search to overseas at this point.

Expanding? A major body of water seperating us is a bloody REQUIREMENT!

 

[Guest]

Try your county psych hospital

 

[Shylady]

What a visual lol

 

[Bob Peale]

Try your county psych hospital

No, they are my fault - no reason for the taxpayers to pay for them.

Besides, I wouldn't do that to all of the nice doctors...