Native Alien
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sweet dreams dear man.
and thank you for not being one of "those" men.
and thank you for not being one of "those" men.
Anyone in Ohio
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whislebriches
Bisexual Buckeye Bitch
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Hugs to you! Goodnight!
whislebriches
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Hi Jazey! Didn't mean to ignore you earlier! Was just really busy. Sorry. Lousy excuse!
LewisK
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Hi Whisle Native Gentle Jazey MR Haz Angel
Hope you all have had a good Janurary First 2003 so far.
Hope the new year is wonderful and enjoyable to all of you.
Been a restful day here managed to get a digital cam in layaway along with reading more of a book I am working on and some video games played. Back to work tomorrow and Friday with a weekend to relax once again.
Hope you all have had a good Janurary First 2003 so far.
Hope the new year is wonderful and enjoyable to all of you.
Been a restful day here managed to get a digital cam in layaway along with reading more of a book I am working on and some video games played. Back to work tomorrow and Friday with a weekend to relax once again.
whislebriches
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Hi Lewis! Glad you had a good day. Mine was pretty calm til a little while ago.
Native Alien
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a bump to the top of the page....
whislebriches
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Night Everyone!
Hope you all had a good day! See you tomorrow!
Hope you all had a good day! See you tomorrow!
Native Alien
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night whisle...
Native Alien
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morning all....
hope everyone is ready for whatever the day brings.
hope everyone is ready for whatever the day brings.
MysteriousRomantic
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morning everyone.
I hope all of you have a great day and thank you fior allowing me to vent. I slept well last night it seems. Will talk to all of you tonight when I get home from work,.
Once again thank you
jazey good morning. hope you slept well also
I hope all of you have a great day and thank you fior allowing me to vent. I slept well last night it seems. Will talk to all of you tonight when I get home from work,.
Once again thank you
jazey good morning. hope you slept well also
Native Alien
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have a good one MR and be careful out there.
gentlelady
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Good Morning everyone.
MR glad you were able to sleep well, things usually look better in the moring.
Hi Native.
Looks like things are going to get back to normal soon doesn't it.
I have people to get off to work and school and then wonder of wonders an empty house. The possibilities seem endless.
MR glad you were able to sleep well, things usually look better in the moring.
Hi Native.
Looks like things are going to get back to normal soon doesn't it.
I have people to get off to work and school and then wonder of wonders an empty house. The possibilities seem endless.
Native Alien
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will you even know what to do with yourself?
whislebriches
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Morning All!
Hope you had a pleasant night!
Congrats on the freedom Gentle!
Glad you are feeling better this morning MR!
Well Native, my days brings cleaning and laundry. Never ready for that!
Hope you had a pleasant night!
Congrats on the freedom Gentle!
Glad you are feeling better this morning MR!
Well Native, my days brings cleaning and laundry. Never ready for that!
gentlelady
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Trust me, I'll find something to keep me occupied.
Native Alien
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i have that laundry thing to do as well today. not looking forward to it but it has to be done along with a couple errands that must be run.
whislebriches
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Be careful out there! We've got ice covering everything here!
Native Alien
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One for the ladies.
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough.
She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"
The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his wang out and wipes the tip off. The woman has finally had enough.
She turns to the man and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What the hell kind of degenerate are you?"
The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What are you taking for it?"
The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."
whislebriches
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LMAO... That's cute!
Native Alien
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One More
What Men Want:
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Oh, wait, you misread it...
please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
What Men Want:
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Oh, wait, you misread it...
please only read lines 1,3 and 5.
whislebriches
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LMAO
Thanks for the laughs Native! I needed them!
Thanks for the laughs Native! I needed them!
gentlelady
Lady in Red
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Ok here's one for you to laugh at
Social Security Sex
Two women were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex,"
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
Social Security Sex
Two women were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex,"
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
gentlelady
Lady in Red
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And one more
assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that "I" am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The #ucking funeral director," said his wife.
assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that "I" am the man of this house, and my word is law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The #ucking funeral director," said his wife.
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