Anyone here

[Modern_drunkard]

Wanna do the sex with me?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

No takers? Guess it’s back to eating 4lbs of Halloween candy a day then dude.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Then fuck around and do bong rips until I breathe like Trump.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude, would it be crossing the line if I asked to join one of your Zoom calls? I promise to provide useful insight, change out of my Mumu and not tell your coworkers we met on a filthy porn site or whatever the fuck, dude.

 

[SummerStar]

My preschooler has more Zoom calls than I do. You sharing that Halloween candy?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

All melted. I sat it too close to my bong. Maybe I can friend your mom on Facebook and con her into sending me money via Western Union.

 

[SummerStar]

You really could.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude that would be rad.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and listen to some ear bleeding country and then just chill dude.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I hope you find someone to answer your request. I'm having enough issues on my own .

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I hope you find someone to answer your request. I'm having enough issues on my own .

Trust me, I am used to it. My former slam piece never texts me back when I ask if she ‘Wants to get it on like Donkey Kong!’ Maybe something is wrong with her phone. We used to have the best time banging to my stellar collection of Mexican Grindcore.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and blast Belle and Sebastian at full volume until muh fuckers think something is wrong.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Muh fuckers so fucked on Vodka and Valium waking up with dried beer cheese all over their bare chest and that muh fucker is me.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

It’s been said before but, where were you when we were getting high muh fucker?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Muh fuckers saying they cool with her having 4 different kids by 3 different dads to get at that sloppy ass and that muh fucker is me.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and play Beat It on your clit like the late great Eddie Van Halen on that MJ song.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Passed some dude in traffic in a shitty black Mustang with ‘Your Bitch Probably In Here’ scrawled across his back window and muh fucker looked exactly like I thought he would.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

I have been accused of going for the low hanging fruit but to be honest I prefer low hanging tits because they fall perfectly in my face when she’s riding my dilk. Know what I’m saying?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and call up my ex and tell her to use me, use me because she aint your average groupie.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Muh fuckers depressed they’ve run through all the clips of their favorite porn star and that muh fucker is me.

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Might fuck around and phone up my favorite strip club about bringing back amateur night dude.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Might fuck around and call up my ex and tell her to use me, use me because she aint your average groupie.

Breakfast juice , cheers.

You ex is busy. She 's walking triump and morning poop scooping

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Breakfast juice , cheers.

You ex is busy. She 's walking triump and morning poop scooping

Your Applebees serves breakfast? No idea what the rest of this dumb shit means.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

Triump the talking Dog ? Google him , he was you , before you where here , doing what your doing.

I think you're funny , if you had a tip jar , I'd make change and buy a laugh track ring tone to play every time I read one of your post.




https://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/Triumph,_the_Insult_Comic_Dog

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Left a message for titty club manager. Expect an answer soon, dude.