Anyone here have a Segway Human Transporter?

[RomanHans]

I've seen one in person, and I know that a few have been shipped--surely someone on Lit is enterprising enough to get one...

Roman

Wired News Story on the Segway

 

[Guest]

Some people are too fucking fat and lazy to walk...

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Captain.

I canna get the transporter to work.

The dilithium crystals are deteriorating and our shields are down to 10 percent.

 

[Guest]

Captain.

I canna get the transporter to work.

The dilithium crystals are deteriorating and our shields are down to 10 percent.

Thanks. Now I know how to spell dilithium.

I needed that.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Segway was not an original idea ...