Anyone get E-mail like this?

sweetnpetite

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Revival Church of Christ.
Macoury boulevard,
11 BP 337 Abidjan 11.
Cote d'Ivoire.

Dear Freind,

I am pastor John Kaka, pastor incharge Revival Church of Christ here in
Abidjan, I know that this letter will come to you as a surprise
nevertheless,
I will like you to treat the matter as urgent as you can once you
receive this message, my contact to you is a divine contact from the
direction of of our Lord Jesus Christ, hope you will not let down this trust
as I am quite sure that you are also a believer too.

The late Mrs Elizabeth Najao was a member of this church because of the
trust she had on me as her pastor, before her sudden death she revealed
to me $9.5m her late husband Dr.Stephen Najao deposited in a bank here
in case she did not survive her sickness, I should make an arrangement
with a foreigner in Abroad who will contact the bank as her late
husband business partner to provide an account where the bank will transfer
the money for the future of their two little kids Azu and Mary, she do
not want the money to be invested in this country because of their
enemies, now that Mrs Elizabeth was no longer Alive May her soul rest in
perfect peace Amen. Please, if this letter touches you and you are willing
to guide this money for this orphans with honesty and with the fear of
God, please just get back to me immediately so that I will give you
more details about the transfeF and also advice you on what to do.Feel
very free to carry on with this transfer with me as I have gone to the
bank where the money was lodged and confirmed everything ok, there is no
risk involved in this transfer, everything will go according to the will
of God and with hope our God will never let me down for directing me to
you.

I am sending the divine glory of our Lord and peace to you and your
family.

Pastor John Kaka
 
Usually they're from a man in Nigeria who can make you millions if you'll just help him by transferring money into your bank account so he can get it out of the country. Honest.

In case it's not immediately obvious, it's a long-running scam. Sometimes it's quite entertaining to pretend to bite and make up surrealist responses.

The Earl
 
Yes, but it's too late for me. I gave my checking account routing number to Mr. Mjbumbo from Rwanda so he could give me my share of the excess from the national treasury, and I'm still waiting.

Until he deposits the $750,000 I don't have a cent.
 
shereads said:
Yes, but it's too late for me. I gave my checking account routing number to Mr. Mjbumbo from Rwanda so he could give me my share of the excess from the national treasury, and I'm still waiting.

im so sorry, i meant to get back to you sooner....



wait, did i just give something away?
 
sweetnpetite said:
Revival Church of Christ.
Macoury boulevard,
11 BP 337 Abidjan 11.
Cote d'Ivoire.

Dear Freind,

I am pastor John Kaka, pastor incharge Revival Church of Christ here in
Abidjan, I know that this letter will come to you as a surprise
nevertheless,
I will like you to treat the matter as urgent as you can once you
receive this message, my contact to you is a divine contact from the
direction of of our Lord Jesus Christ, hope you will not let down this trust
as I am quite sure that you are also a believer too.

The late Mrs Elizabeth Najao was a member of this church because of the
trust she had on me as her pastor, before her sudden death she revealed
to me $9.5m her late husband Dr.Stephen Najao deposited in a bank here
in case she did not survive her sickness, I should make an arrangement
with a foreigner in Abroad who will contact the bank as her late
husband business partner to provide an account where the bank will transfer
the money for the future of their two little kids Azu and Mary, she do
not want the money to be invested in this country because of their
enemies, now that Mrs Elizabeth was no longer Alive May her soul rest in
perfect peace Amen. Please, if this letter touches you and you are willing
to guide this money for this orphans with honesty and with the fear of
God, please just get back to me immediately so that I will give you
more details about the transfeF and also advice you on what to do.Feel
very free to carry on with this transfer with me as I have gone to the
bank where the money was lodged and confirmed everything ok, there is no
risk involved in this transfer, everything will go according to the will
of God and with hope our God will never let me down for directing me to
you.

I am sending the divine glory of our Lord and peace to you and your
family.

Pastor John Kaka

No, I'm SURE it's a legitimate business proposition!

Now, let's dicuss your purchase of this bridge I own . . .
 
Mail like that?

Only about a thousand million ones in different varieties. My email address for work is a spam magnet of extreme magnitude.
 
not that one

I haven't got that one.... I get the ones from various folks from African countries asking for my bank account to deposit money (little do they know it runs a deficit..... just kidding)

The other kind I get is to enhance body parts I don't have :p
 
A few months ago a guy in England got revenge. I don't recall the exact details but it was something like mailing back to say he was a member of a church willing to help...but that the church could only help fellow members. The guy after the money was willing to join....but the fellow in England said there was an admin fee to pay.
The con man paid up!!
 
Most of my e-mails say I have a small penis :eek: or want to know why I haven't claimed my free hawaii vacation trip with airfare and hotel included send 24.95 for processing.

My snail mail is so wierd I have the postal service doing some investigations.

Some peoples is strange, some mail is stranger.
 
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Lisa Denton said:
Most of my e-mails say I have a small penis :eek: or want to know why I haven't claimed my free hawaii vacation trip with airfare and hotel included send 24.95 for processing.

My snail mail is so wierd I have the postal service doing some investigations.

Some peoples is strange, some mail is stranger.

Not a hijack. Just a detour:

I have a bellsouth e-mail account that I never use; it's there because it was included with DSL. I used the account just once, to register at a naughty-ish forum, cleverly fending off new spam at my "real" e-mail address.

Slow dissolve to last summer: I'm having trouble getting the mac. mail feature to work, so I take the ibook to the Apple Store for help.

The tech asks me for my bellsouth password so he can open my e-mail account and see if there's a setting that might interfere with mac. mail.

Up pops my Inbox at bellsouth.net. Never opened, never checked. The 11-inch screen is suddenly transformed into one of those wall-size high-definition Plasma sets they display in the TV section at Best Buy. There's not even a handy trap door, so I can't disappear. On display is more than a year's worth of Titty Torture, Teens Who Want It Bad, White Chicks Suck Chrome Off Ford Truck Tailpipes, etc.

Somewhere near the top, there's a polite: "Welcome to Bellsouth DSL."

The other 725 subject headers are not polite, so much.

"Where did all of that come from?" I sputter, despite knowing that my face is the neon-red color of Tabasco Sauce.

The tech, God bless him, pretends to share my disgust that I've been singled out for sexually perverse e-mail through no fault of my own. Neither of us has a clue why all these companies have targeted poor me.

"Let's get rid of some of this, and then I'll show you how to set the spam filter."

Then he starts going through the list, one at a time asking, "Delete this one, or keep it?" (Susan! You've Never Seen Cocks Do This Before!)

"Delete them all."

"Are you sure? What about this one?" (Susan! Free Hot Amateur Underage Poodles!"

"Delete them all."

Stupid spam people. The worst of it is, there might have been a few good ones in there.
 
well i have gotten one similar

from a man in south Africa supposedly though,not a proclaimed preacher.
I do also get a lot of emails about my small penis also,being female, i like to send one back explaining that it is in fact a clitoris and therefor supposed to be small
:D
nymphy
 
Re: Re: Anyone get E-mail like this?

Evil Alpaca said:
No, I'm SURE it's a legitimate business proposition!

Now, let's dicuss your purchase of this bridge I own . . .
Anyone who believe in this, will believe in talking and typeing Alpacas.
 
shereads said:


The other 725 subject headers are not polite, so much.

"Where did all of that come from?" I sputter, despite knowing that my face is the neon-red color of Tabasco Sauce.

The tech, God bless him, pretends to share my disgust that I've been singled out for sexually perverse e-mail through no fault of my own. Neither of us has a clue why all these companies have targeted poor me.

"Let's get rid of some of this, and then I'll show you how to set the spam filter."


My sex spam goes automatically to my bulk mail.

For some reason, these things always end up in my Inbox.:rolleyes:
 
A religious Nigerian 451?

The person who thought that one up might have struck a winner.

I usually deal with them with the special spam filter that summons Beelzebub to smite the owner of the email address of the sender.

Or at least it would if most of them didn't turn out to be on our payroll.

But if a mortal ever tries to horn in on our racket. Woohee is he in trouble.
 
Lucifer_Carroll said:
A religious Nigerian 451?

The person who thought that one up might have struck a winner.

I usually deal with them with the special spam filter that summons Beelzebub to smite the owner of the email address of the sender.

Or at least it would if most of them didn't turn out to be on our payroll.

But if a mortal ever tries to horn in on our racket. Woohee is he in trouble.

You probably think it's a dumb show- but do you ever watch "Charmed"?
 
Re: Re: Anyone get E-mail like this?

Liar said:
Mail like that?

Only about a thousand million ones in different varieties. My email address for work is a spam magnet of extreme magnitude.

Your AV scares me

:eek:
 
I suggest opening a new email account under a name such as "The Almighty", and sending him an email back from that address, pretending to be God. Tell him how displeased you are with him for invoking your name in this scam and threaten him with eternal damnation unless he repents. :cool:
 
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