Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

This is getting way too highbrow for this thread, so…
Anyone had a good fuck today?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Good Sheffield lad Sean Bean. I’m from just up’t road in Leeds. Wish I ‘ad a quid for every time somebody said I sound like ‘im.

Oi. I'm nearer. That's my claim to fame!

 

[lingus60]

Oi. I'm nearer. That's my claim to fame!

Where?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Where?

Sheffield. I live a mile away from Bramall Lane

 

[lingus60]

Sheffield. I live a mile away from Bramall Lane

Haha…I grew up a mile away from Ellend Road. No rivalry there then
At least we’re both in God’s own!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Haha…I grew up a mile away from Ellend Road. No rivalry there then
At least we’re both in God’s own!

Ah I'm not a Blade, it's ok. I'm a Liverpool fan. Have been ever since I could follow football. I do prefer the Blades over Wednesday though.

 

[Wriggle]

There's a town around here in Lancashire somewhere where they have an annual "throw a black pudding at a Yorkshire pudding to try and knock it off a shelf" competition.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

There's a town around here in Lancashire somewhere where they have an annual "throw a black pudding at a Yorkshire pudding to try and knock it off a shelf" competition.

It's called the World Black Pudding Throwing Championship. You'd think they'd come up with something a bit original.

 

[NorthernCardinal]

This is getting way too highbrow for this thread, so…
Anyone had a good fuck today?

Nope... been too long. Don't think my wife has any fucks to give to me anymore. Will be a lonely Tommy Tank in the shower tonight with only madame palm and her five sisters for company.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Just lurking for the sexy accents

hello! I speak English with a German accent. And I am Irish. Do I win a prize???

 

[Saltfountain]

hello! I speak English with a German accent. And I am Irish. Do I win a prize???

Yeah, you get to entertain the Yank

 

[lingus60]

Nope... been too long. Don't think my wife has any fucks to give to me anymore. Will be a lonely Tommy Tank in the shower tonight with only madame palm and her five sisters for company.

Nope... been too long. Don't think my wife has any fucks to give to me anymore. Will be a lonely Tommy Tank in the shower tonight with only madame palm and her five sisters for company.

Same! My question was wishful and wistful!

 

[lingus60]

hello! I speak English with a German accent. And I am Irish. Do I win a prize???

Ooh yes my dear…Jahwoll…feck

 

[Anastasia1999]

Yeah looks like no one is serving breakfast today.. so my crusty bread rolls it is then .
Where is @Anastasia1999 when you need here?

You called? Ooooh! I can make brekkie at the weekend but lack the time during the week when I am kicking ass at work. LOL!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You called? Ooooh! I can make brekkie at the weekend but lack the time during the week when I am kicking ass at work. LOL!

Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the oven!

*Runs as fast as his poor body will allow.*

 

[Anastasia1999]

Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the oven!

*Runs as fast as his poor body will allow.*

You young whippersnapper. Hankering for a spanking, aren’t we?? LOL.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

You young whippersnapper. Hankering for a spanking, aren’t we?? LOL.

I got it in my head you were younger than me!

 

[Anastasia1999]

I got it in my head you were younger than me!

That is highly unlikely. I am as old as the hills. (Google Anastasia Romanova for my real age)

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

That is highly unlikely. I am as old as the hills. (Google Anastasia Romanova for my real age)

Born in 1901 but assassinated in 1918. You look well for it!

 

[Daisy_Love]

That is highly unlikely. I am as old as the hills. (Google Anastasia Romanova for my real age)

With age comes wisdom and growing old disgracefully I love it. You can get away with murder and you care less about what others think about you.

Or at least, I do

 

[Wriggle]

Stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed Tsar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain

 

[Anastasia1999]

With age comes wisdom and growing old disgracefully I love it. You can get away with murder and you care less about what others think about you.

Or at least, I do

I think we must be related dear. I feel exactly the same way

 

[Daisy_Love]

I think we must be related dear. I feel exactly the same way

It’s freeing! I wish I’d learnt that years ago!

 

[SmoothTalker80]

This is getting way too highbrow for this thread, so…
Anyone had a good fuck today?

Not I, sadly.

 

[Anastasia1999]

This is getting way too highbrow for this thread, so…
Anyone had a good fuck today?

What dat??