Anyone from the UK?

[LucieLou007]

Mine requires the occasional 'ooarh' on the end

Like the band The Wurzels

 

[Saltfountain]

You think you had issues, we had a power cut overnight and it reset my coffee machine so I got a small, weak coffee this morning.

If only you knew someone who ran a mobile coffee business

 

[Saltfountain]

Not since attending the Dick Van Dyke school of accents

She sounds far from Australian

 

[justanotherguy80]

Mine requires the occasional 'ooarh' on the end

I think the addition of ‘my lover’ in a west county accent always helps too.

 

[Saltfountain]

I think the addition of ‘my lover’ in a west county accent always helps too.

It certainly helps if their normal accent is Scouse

 

[NorthernCardinal]

I got the Geordie accent going on. Its a bit softer now out of laziness amd living down south for the last 16 years

 

[Saltfountain]

I got the Geordie accent going on. Its a bit softer now out of laziness amd living down south for the last 16 years

 

[deft]

My accent has no fixed abode

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I got the Geordie accent going on. Its a bit softer now out of laziness amd living down south for the last 16 years

Mines a Durham - Yorkshire hybrid.
More Durham when I'm drunk/tired/angry though

 

[Heidi_UK]

I am from the home counties. I have no accent.

 

[Wriggle]

*fallen tree in the road KLAXON*

Sorry you can all type about sounds of voices again now.

 

[deft]

*fallen tree in the road KLAXON*

But was there anybody there to hear it fall?

 

[Saltfountain]

But was there anybody there to hear it fall?

I believe that only applies if they fall in a forest

 

[Saltfountain]

I am from the home counties. I have no accent.

Bullshit

You therefore have a posh accent

 

[Heidi_UK]

Bullshit

You therefore have a posh accent

Fack off, ya wankaahhhh

 

[Saltfountain]

Fack orf, you common oik

FIFY

 

[Fufumberuk]

Most accents fall into 2 areas. North or South. The test word I use is how people say "gas" as in for cooking. Is it "gars" or "gas"? The same applies to "wank". I have never had a "warnk".

 

[Saltfountain]

Most accents fall into 2 areas. North or South. The test word I use is how people say "gas" as in for cooking. Is it "gars" or "gas"? The same applies to "wank". I have never had a "warnk".

Yeah, but then you get those confused people who say "gas marsk"

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Most accents fall into 2 areas. North or South. The test word I use is how people say "gas" as in for cooking. Is it "gars" or "gas"? The same applies to "wank". I have never had a "warnk".

I have never heard anyone say gars - and I have lived in Chelsea

 

[Saltfountain]

I have never heard anyone say gars - and I have lived in Chelsea

That was my thinking too but didn't want the posh people to release their foxhounds on me...

 

[Heidi_UK]

I have never heard anyone say gars - and I have lived in Chelsea

Glad someone said it I was beginning to worry that I was going mad. Never ever heard "gars".

Barth, perhaps.

I married a Yorkshire lass. Our baby may be confused...but we live in the South so it is mummy who speaks weird mwhahaha

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Glad someone said it I was beginning to worry that I was going mad. Never ever heard "gars".

Barth, perhaps.

I married a Yorkshire lass. Our baby may be confused...but we live in the South so it is mummy who speaks weird mwhahaha

You live in the Saaaarf

 

[Fufumberuk]

I went to uni just north of London and I was called Northern. But I don't consider myself as northern. I'm from the Mids. But that excludes me in the same camp as Brummies. That's a whole different kettle of fish!

 

[Heidi_UK]

You live in the Saaaarf

Our bit is more like Saaaahhhf

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I'm in cheshire now - been here for 20 years and I'm still a southerner apparently