Anyone from the UK?

[Foxed]

I’ve got an old SLR somewhere.

Self loading rifle?

 

[jonnoback]

Self loading rifle?

Yep. That too. Though these days it takes a bit longer to reload.

 

[nakedginger]

Yep. That too. Though these days it takes a bit longer to reload.

Noted

 

[Foxed]

Yep. That too. Though these days it takes a bit longer to reload.

They can take a while to fire as well

 

[jonnoback]

They can take a while to fire as well

The trigger can get a bit stuck. Just needs suitable lubrication.

 

[Foxed]

The trigger can get a bit stuck. Just needs suitable lubrication.

I recently used the genie in the lamp approach

 

[Ironfan]

I recently used the genie in the lamp approach

So long as it doesn't go off half cocked

 

[Foxed]

So long as it doesn't go off half cocked

Fully functional

 

[Ironfan]

Time to try toy number two

 

[SirSparky]

They can take a while to fire as well

My rifle does now too

 

[Foxed]

My rifle does now too

Tell me about it

 

[SirSparky]

Tell me about it

Gave your wrist some good exercise

 

[Foxed]

Gave your wrist some good exercise

I wished I was ambidextrous. I never realised that was part of the skill set for a hospital visitor

 

[SirSparky]

I wished I was ambidextrous. I never realised that was part of the skill set for a hospital visitor

If you had stopped reading, your could have used your mouth too

 

[Foxed]

If you had stopped reading, your could have used your mouth too

And nobody would have noticed!?!

 

[jonnoback]

And nobody would have noticed!?!

Not if it was tea break time.

 

[Foxed]

Not if it was tea break time.

There wasn’t a huge amount of privacy

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

I know you're both choosing your words carefully to tease, but now I'm curious.

 

[Foxed]

I know you're both choosing your words carefully to tease, but now I'm curious.

 

[Foxed]

This thread is for biscuits and bins …

 

[SirSparky]

And nobody would have noticed!?!

Dont forget in have curtains around the bed

 

[Foxed]

Dont forget in have curtains around the bed

Yeah. Sound proof and lockable

 

[SirSparky]

Yeah. Sound proof and lockable

Do you make a lot of noise when you lick and suck a lolly then

 

[Foxed]

Do you make a lot of noise when you lick and suck a lolly then

Better than biting

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

Any entertaining plans for the evening, Litizens?