Anyone from the UK?

I've either spent too much time on this site or maybe too much time writing about women being groped.

Just went into a lighting store looking for a new bedside lamp. Lovely woman in there, mid-50s, great figure, jeggings and boots. :love: I said I was having trouble choosing a light as I couldn't tell how bright it was amongst all these other lights.
"Ok, I'll take you to our dark room":oops:
Ding-dong!
Wish I'd thought of saying that before. I'm now off to try another lighting shop;)
 
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