Anyone from the UK?

[nakedginger]

And Custard creams

Bourbons?

 

[SirSparky]

Also good for Hobnob crumbs

Shoukd have ised them, I had crumbs in the bed

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Shoukd have ised them, I had crumbs in the bed

Lucky they weren’t chocolate hobnobs then

 

[SirSparky]

Good morning all.

All ready for the day. Waiting for a bladder xray this morning. They fill my bladder to max take xray to see how it looks and my sphincter performs

 

[Foxed]

Shoukd have ised them, I had crumbs in the bed

I thought I caught most

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Good morning all.

All ready for the day. Waiting for a bladder xray this morning. They fill my bladder to max take xray to see how it looks and my sphincter performs

love it when you talk dirty

 

[nakedginger]

Some men have been interested in my full bladder and how my sphincter performs but I don't think they were medically qualified.

 

[SirSparky]

I thought I caught most

You also missed some of the cream from the Custard creams

 

[jonnoback]

Ha ha, the school run night traumatise my kids as well as the rest of the village if i don’t dress

Oh to be a Dad at that school gate

 

[nakedginger]

If you have the house to yourself it means your can forgo trivial things like getting dressed.

Absolutely

 

[Tigertiger55]

My day started with complete chaos, over sleeping and having to frantically call round to delay meetings.. by spouting pure lies about why I am running late ! happy Friday. In fact, the lie in wasn’t chaos- it was lovely in fairness.

 

[jonnoback]

Some men have been interested in my full bladder and how my sphincter performs but I don't think they were medically qualified.

So. Many. Questions.

 

[69Explorer]

My day started with complete chaos, over sleeping and having to frantically call round to delay meetings.. by spouting pure lies about why I am running late ! happy Friday. In fact, the lie in wasn’t chaos- it was lovely in fairness.

Was that a lie in ? or a lay in !!!!

 

[Ironfan]

Done for the week, time to walk the long way round to town for some phys before a leisurely coffee/lunch

 

[SirSparky]

Good morning all.

All ready for the day. Waiting for a bladder xray this morning. They fill my bladder to max take xray to see how it looks and my sphincter performs

Well thats an experience i dont want to do again lol. Catheter inserted. Stung this time, even the numbing gel stung. Filed me with a sticky liquid to see how my bladder looked. . Nice and round amd pressures look ok. Kept filling until i had the urge to pee. Then asked me to pee liquid out which I couldn't do laying down, so they sucked it out with a syringe. 400ml. Now my penis is stinging. Told me to drink lots of water to help flush bladder

 

[hugh_jarce69]

So. Many. Questions.

Im not a gynaecologist, but I’ll have a look

 

[Saltfountain]

Some men have been interested in my full bladder and how my sphincter performs but I don't think they were medically qualified.

Not if they think your bladder and sphincter are connected...

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Well thats an experience i dont want to do again lol. Catheter inserted. Stung this time, even the numbing gel stung. Filed me with a sticky liquid to see how my bladder looked. . Nice and round amd pressures look ok. Kept filling until i had the urge to pee. Then asked me to pee liquid out which I couldn't do laying down, so they sucked it out with a syringe. 400ml. Now my penis is stinging. Told me to drink lots of water to help flush bladder

Thanks Sparkers, was just about to have my lunch!!

One way to lose weight, I guess

 

[SirSparky]

Thanks Sparkers, was just about to have my lunch!!

One way to lose weight, I guess

Just wanted to share the experience lol

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Yeah sorry, I should have more sympathy I guess

 

[nakedginger]

Not if they think your bladder and sphincter are connected...

There's a sphincter conrtrolling your bladder

 

[Saltfountain]

There's a sphincter conrtrolling your bladder

And they were referring to that one?

 

[Saltfountain]

Still not the right thread for cheap jokes I see...

 

[nakedginger]

And they were referring to that one?

Maybe both, actually definately both.

 

[Ironfan]

Some pictures from my walk.

https://ibb.co/Y4SxDbTF
https://ibb.co/gLwGqBX2
https://ibb.co/39jB4zLD

@SirSpanky that sounds medieval, hope it heals quickly