Anyone from the UK?

[hugh_jarce69]

Better have a thorough look in all the nooks and crannies then

yes, finger-tip search might be called for.

Is nooks and crannies cockney rhyming slang?

 

[jonnoback]

yes, finger-tip search might be called for.

Is nooks and crannies cockney rhyming slang?

Mis-read that as rimming slang...

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Mis-read that as rimming slang...

yep, it's a tongue-twiser

 

[nakedginger]

That's what @nakedginger wants me to wear... no idea why but I have some big socks

I'm sure you'll look very bumpy.

 

[69Explorer]

That's what @nakedginger wants me to wear... no idea why but I have some big socks

Anyone can wear big socks !! It's the shoe size that counts !!!

 

[SirSparky]

You'll be doing wheelies soon and spinning on the spot

Funny you should say that. We did back when balance and moving with just back wheels. Also how to get up if fallen back in chair

 

[SirSparky]

Morning, Sparkers old chap. I was beginning to worry. You're usually regular with your morning greetings. I was worried yesterday's visitor had put something in your tea

Well there was definitely something extra with my coffee

 

[nakedginger]

Well there was definitely something extra with my coffee

Biscuits?

 

[jonnoback]

Middle aged phrase of the day. Spent months moaning about the lack of rain and my grass. Less than a week after it started raining the stuff has sprung up 6". Now it needs mowing but its wet...

 

[Anastasia1999]

Middle aged phrase of the day. Spent months moaning about the lack of rain and my grass. Less than a week after it started raining the stuff has sprung up 6". Now it needs mowing but its wet...

Letting it grow a bit after the summer heat is not a bad thing. Don‘t cut it too short either and it will reward you.

 

[Tigertiger55]

Hope everyone’s well. Most of my morning at Heathrow but did manage a cheeky upgrade. Not off anywhere exciting, just work. But that means expensed beer. Right?

 

[Anastasia1999]

Hope everyone’s well. Most of my morning at Heathrow but did manage a cheeky upgrade. Not off anywhere exciting, just work. But that means expensed beer. Right?

Have a safe flight and enjoy those beers.

 

[nakedginger]

Middle aged phrase of the day. Spent months moaning about the lack of rain and my grass. Less than a week after it started raining the stuff has sprung up 6". Now it needs mowing but its wet...

Don't mow it while it's wet.

 

[Foxed]

I’m away in a few days. Missing you already

 

[SirSparky]

I’m away in a few days. Missing you already

Missing you too Foxy. At least I have yesterday

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Middle aged phrase of the day. Spent months moaning about the lack of rain and my grass. Less than a week after it started raining the stuff has sprung up 6". Now it needs mowing but its wet...

When a guy says it’s 6” it’s very possible he’s exaggerating

 

[Ironfan]

A long, fruitless day of trying (not always succeeding) with biting my tongue whilst dealing with f@#kt£&ds.

And I get to do it all again tomorrow /sarcasm

 

[jonnoback]

I’m away in a few days. Missing you already

Where are you off to? Warmer climes?

 

[Foxed]

Where are you off to? Warmer climes?

China

 

[jonnoback]

China

Well I wasn’t expecting that. Travelling around for a couple of weeks?

 

[Foxed]

Well I wasn’t expecting that. Travelling around for a couple of weeks?

Yes. Organised tour

 

[jonnoback]

Yes. Organised tour

Are you going to xian to see the Terracotta Army?

 

[Foxed]

Are you going to xian to see the Terracotta Army?

Yes. Shanghai, cruise up the Yangstie, China Wall, warriors, Beijing, Panda santuo

 

[Saltfountain]

cruise up the Yangstie

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Foxed]

Is that a euphemism?

No. A boat