Anyone from the UK?

[jonnoback]

Morning all..Just been woken up with a coffee

I'm imagining by a perky nurse with a fab cleavage... (please don't spoil it!)

 

[jonnoback]

Start of school holidays and it's chucking it down .
I just love getting wet on the way to work

I can remember those holidays as a kid with my nose pressed against the window wishing the never ending rain would stop ...

 

[SirSparky]

Only in my dreams. Im still waiting for the bed bath tho so we will see.

Had my blood pressure checked and she pulled my arm towards her and my hand brushed against her boob again hehe

 

[LittleGreene]

A hose ban would be dreadfully draconian when everyone is getting so wet.

I’ve certainly read a few threads on here where men seem to have a hose ban in their household

 

[deft]

I’ve certainly read a few threads on here where men seem to have a hose ban in their household

Poor fellas must be desperate to spray something.

 

[jonnoback]

No fun in that. Summer is all about getting your hose out unless there’s a hose ban in your area

What kind of a council/water board bans personal hoses... are they gonna come round and check?!?

 

[SirSparky]

Only in my dreams. Im still waiting for the bed bath tho so we will see.

Had my blood pressure checked and she pulled my arm towards her and my hand brushed against her boob again hehe

Well I had my bed bath, had to wash my own groin but she washed my ass. She got right up between the cheeks and it felt good. Was gonna tell her not to stop lol

 

[Saltfountain]

Absolutely scorchio here...

 

[Foxed]

I’m embracing my middle age. Getting my husband slippers and a cardigan for his birthday. And I’m going to start wearing a Velcro shoes

Middle age??? No!! I’m still pretending I’m 39!! I thought I was clever marrying a younger girl - but every wake-up is a reminder

 

[Saltfountain]

Middle age??? No!! I’m still pretending I’m 39!! I thought I was clever marrying a younger girl - but every wake-up is a reminder

Tell me about it

 

[deft]

I haven't woken with a new middle-aged ache for a while now... perhaps I've reached the plateau before old age kicks in?

 

[Saltfountain]

I haven't woken with a new middle-aged ache for a while now... perhaps I've reached the plateau before old age kicks in?

 

[spawnofdavey]

Washing out on the line.. so it's my fault if it rains.

 

[Ironfan]

No fun in that. Summer is all about getting your hose out unless there’s a hose ban in your area

Does it count as a ban if the hose is got out most days, the tap turned on but nothing sprayed? Asking for a friend

 

[LittleGreene]

Does it count as a ban if the hose is got out most days, the tap turned on but nothing sprayed? Asking for a friend

Think that qualifies as dry run and you won’t get told off for that

 

[deft]

Think that qualifies as dry run and you won’t get told off for that

My goodness! The council is into denial! Who knew?

 

[Ironfan]

Think that qualifies as dry run and you won’t get told off for that

Depends if I can hold back the spray or not

 

[deft]

Depends if I can hold back the spray or not

Put your finger on the top and squeeze.

 

[jonnoback]

Put your finger on the top and squeeze.

Yes but then it can be too powerful and go out sideways and it gets everywhere wet...

 

[Ironfan]

Put your finger on the top and squeeze.

Hoping noone suggests folding a kink into it

 

[deft]

Hoping noone suggests folding a kink into it

When kinks get involved, it all gets backed up pretty heavily.

 

[Ironfan]

When kinks get involved, it all gets backed up pretty heavily.

About 4 weeks backed up this time around

 

[jonnoback]

About 4 weeks backed up this time around

Maybe you need to get a plumber in - as they're trained to unblock things?

 

[joclfc]

Afternoon everyone

 

[jonnoback]

Maybe you need to get a plumber in - as they're trained to unblock things?

Not a bin man. Obviously.