Anyone from the UK?

[Hodes101]

I feel that... rubbed my eye with chilli seeds on my hand once. I won't make that mistake again.

I did the same. OmG there is nothing you can do!

I’m a strong believer food and sex don’t go together

Cream in a can is another thing did once never again. It's not the same when it warms up.

Krispy Kreme

My lover had obsession with the glazed ring donuts.

I don't know why, but I wasn't going to argue.

 

[Foxed]

A girl I wanna get to know better! Vegetable insertion always gets me razzed up !

I only do it on holiday in Turkey. Never crosses my mind elsewhere

 

[jonnoback]

When I was younger, a bunch of us went to Amsterdam and there was a club offering something like that. Unfortunately it was about £50 to get in and I had nowhere near enough at that point in the trip .

Our stag went for the cheaper option - the bar dancer had a banana and inserted it and said that the stag and groomsman could eat as much of it as they wanted.

 

[jonnoback]

I’m a strong believer food and sex don’t go together

Not even squirty cream? There's always a nipple that needs some squirty cream. And strawberries... funnily enough I have both right now.

 

[Foxed]

When I was younger, a bunch of us went to Amsterdam and there was a club offering something like that. Unfortunately it was about £50 to get in and I had nowhere near enough at that point in the trip .

The Banana Club! I’ve been there. I actually volunteered to go on stage at the end of the show

 

[spawnofdavey]

The Banana Club! I’ve been there. I actually volunteered to go on stage at the end of the show

Well, damn... It could have been you there!

I guess we'll never know.

 

[munch2much]

I had lover who had a fetish about eating donuts off me.

Tried it once with chocolate covered ring ones. Never again.

So a fun family game of hoopla before the sex starts. Did she gain much weight during your relationships? And did you get back ache trying to eat any yourself?

 

[Ironfan]

Walked out my Aircon office at the end of the day, might stay in work

 

[Hodes101]

Not even squirty cream? There's always a nipple that needs some squirty cream. And strawberries... funnily enough I have both right now.

No, never squirty cream. That stuff is wrong when it warms up. It turns into milky thick residue. That's not pleasant and the smell. Oh wow no no. No no. No no no no no no no no

 

[jonnoback]

The Banana Club! I’ve been there. I actually volunteered to go on stage at the end of the show

Wait - what? That is very impressive!

I went many moons ago so probably changed - was that the place that was a theater and you watch live sex shows for 2 hours. No one went up when I was there? The banana story is from a small bar/club and was about a tenner to get in.

 

[Foxed]

It might be cooler outside than in.

It is warm.reasonable privacy. Defo door will be open

 

[Ironfan]

No, never squirty cream. That stuff is wrong when it warms up. It turns into milky thick residue. That's not pleasant and the smell. Oh wow no no. No no. No no no no no no no no

How long are you lot leaving cream on for? Squirt, lick, rinse and repeat, at least til there's a different kind of cream

 

[Foxed]

Wait - what? That is very impressive!

I went many moons ago so probably changed - was that the place that was a theater and you watch live sex shows for 2 hours. No one went up when I was there? The banana story is from a small bar/club and was about a tenner to get in.

Yes a two our sex show. You can then volunteer to go up at the end. Also you can volunteer to take a bite of banana from the girl

 

[jonnoback]

No, never squirty cream. That stuff is wrong when it warms up. It turns into milky thick residue. That's not pleasant and the smell. Oh wow no no. No no. No no no no no no no no

Mate - there is no way I'm letting it warm up - and why would I want to unless I've got some 'cream gone off' kink? It's getting instantly licked off to be replaced with more... until...

 

[Foxed]

Well, damn... It could have been you there!

I guess we'll never know.

It was around 2007

 

[orangecurious]

Walked out my Aircon office at the end of the day, might stay in work

one reason i hate aircon is this... like walking into a wall of heat.

coffee time

 

[jonnoback]

Yes a two our sex show. You can then volunteer to go up at the end. Also you can volunteer to take a bite of banana from the girl

You star!

 

[Foxed]

You star!

I was. A long story, very cleverly done

 

[Hodes101]

Mate - there is no way I'm letting it warm up - and why would I want to unless I've got some 'cream gone off' kink? It's getting instantly licked off to be replaced with more... until...

I think this is where mistakes where made.

I got a full cream outfit.

 

[WriterLust94]

Hope everyone is keeping cool in this heat... I may be melting

 

[jonnoback]

I think this is where mistakes where made.

I got a full cream outfit.

Didn't you start to wonder if something was a tad amiss when you started to attract all the local cats pied piper style?

 

[Hodes101]

Could have been worse. Could have been condensed milk.

 

[nakedginger]

Back home and stripped off.
Still feels like an oven!

 

[JJsunshine]

West Mids

From Ireland

 

[Ironfan]

Back home and stripped off.
Still feels like an oven!

Same, hot and sweaty after 40mins of heavy.......run/walk