Anyone from the UK?

[rubinored]

I've been on training at work for what seems like a lifetime now. Today's session is not improving matters!

 

[deft]

had to google that as i had no clue what your talking about lol

I'd dread to think what comes up if you Google "polish lance"

 

[LucieLou007]

I'd dread to think what comes up if you Google "polish lance"

haha horses and flags

 

[deft]

haha horses and flags

Thank goodness for that. We can't have young innocent women seeing things they shouldn't on The Internet!

 

[LucieLou007]

Thank goodness for that. We can't have young innocent women seeing things they shouldn't on The Internet!

are you taking the piss, i know what your like lol

 

[deft]

are you taking the piss, i know what your like lol

Me? Never! I just want to protect you from seeing willies!

 

[Foxed]

Having problems posting on Lit today

 

[Foxed]

Having problems posting on Lit today

Well. That worked

 

[Foxed]

Are we all going to polish our lance in honour of St George?

That brave Turkish mercenary

 

[Foxed]

There's a quick fix for that though @joclfc Idea might be a better one

There is. And I do. Or rather I don’t

 

[LucieLou007]

I wanna scream the messages today after they read a story, yes i write stories does not mean everyone is true
god some men have no clue

 

[Foxed]

I wanna scream the messages today after they read a story, yes i write stories does not mean everyone is true
god some men have no clue

I feel your pain

 

[LucieLou007]

I feel your pain

Thank you, just fed up explaining 2 of 8 are true the rest are fantasies

 

[rubinored]

Thank you, just fed up explaining 2 of 8 are true the rest are fantasies

The fantasies are often better although the truth always has that extra element of excitement.

 

[Foxed]

Thank you, just fed up explaining 2 of 8 are true the rest are fantasies

I write novels and have a lovely readership. But they sometimes believe too much

 

[deft]

I write novels and have a lovely readership. But they sometimes believe too much

I loved the lockdown one. Very horny!

 

[LucieLou007]

I loved the lockdown one. Very horny!

i always thought you cant read, as i never seen a comment from you on any of mine, and i thought you were a friend

 

[deft]

i always thought you cant read, as i never seen a comment from you on any of mine, and i thought you were a friend

I shall remedy that immediately! Your stories are hottt

 

[LucieLou007]

I shall remedy that immediately! Your stories are hottt

Thank you i aim to please lol
i was joking with you by the way i am not that bad

 

[deft]

Thank you i aim to please lol
i was joking with you by the way i am not that bad

You have a wonderfully filthy mind, Lucie. Quite the turn-on!

 

[LucieLou007]

You have a wonderfully filthy mind, Lucie. Quite the turn-on!

https://gifdb.com/images/high/jennifer-lopez-innocent-look-yb8fkovaohgnr7r9.gif

 

[Spanky1372]

Never knew it was i should keep up with the news more

It was only because of the news that I knew.

 

[Ironfan]

i always thought you cant read, as i never seen a comment from you on any of mine, and i thought you were a friend

Bolting to the stories section as soon as I get home to support @LucieLou007

 

[Hodes101]

Afternoon everyone. Been a while. Hope you're ok?

 

[orangecurious]

Ahem


SWIFTS!