Anyone from the UK?

I don't mean to bring up the weather again BUT....it has been a lovely sunny, warm week and the sunshine always makes me super horny! Something so sexy about the summer isn't there? Life always seems better.
Wearing dresses with no underwear.... a gentle summer breeze to tease me...😜☀️
I always feel more horny in warmer weather too
 
I don't mean to bring up the weather again BUT....it has been a lovely sunny, warm week and the sunshine always makes me super horny! Something so sexy about the summer isn't there? Life always seems better.
Wearing dresses with no underwear.... a gentle summer breeze to tease me...😜☀️

Summer dress weather has arrived
Life is somehow much more enjoyable in the Summer when women start wearing shorter, floaty dresses ... :love: 😈

I love to see them walking in the local park, the occasional waft of breeze lifting the dress just enough to reveal some panties or bare skin ...
 
Do you know- I've never had sex outdoors 😲!!
I'm not sure why...I know I'd love it 😉
I've done it and it's quite exciting ... the thrill of being naked or semi-naked and possibly being found (and watched!) just puts some extra hardness into my thrusting 😜
So if you fancy trying it, I could be available 😜:ROFLMAO:
 
Life is somehow much more enjoyable in the Summer when women start wearing shorter, floaty dresses ... :love: 😈

I love to see them walking in the local park, the occasional waft of breeze lifting the dress just enough to reveal some panties or bare skin ...
Apparently, the incidence of rear-end shunt car accidents goes up in summer for precisely those reasons! Probably men bumping into lamposts too 🙄
 
Apparently, the incidence of rear-end shunt car accidents goes up in summer for precisely those reasons! Probably men bumping into lamposts too 🙄
There's nothing like a rear-end shunt to brighten the day ... Oh! That was an innuendo that should be deleted immediately! 😲 :ROFLMAO:
 
Innuendo is an essential element in English humour! 🥸
Well, it used to be back in the good old days of Benny Hill, Frankie Howerd, Morecambe & Wise etc etc ... We're all too PC nowadays to enjoy a good old "nudge, nudge, wink, wink" moment 😲
 
Some of us aren’t! 👨‍🦳
Me neither ... what's wrong with seeing scantily clad women cavorting on screen or a stand-up comic telling smutty jokes? 😲 I do believe there is a Freeview channel that shows Benny Hill and Kenny Everett shows regularly (not that I watch it of course );)
 
Well, it used to be back in the good old days of Benny Hill, Frankie Howerd, Morecambe & Wise etc etc ... We're all too PC nowadays to enjoy a good old "nudge, nudge, wink, wink" moment 😲
I'd die of boredom in a PC world, I'll leave that place to those who need it and I'll laugh all the way to my grave at everything that's totally inappropriate 🤭. I can remember my mother describing Benny Hill as 'too soft (stupidly stupid) to laugh at', even back in the day.
 
Too many stones for knees to find


Or ants to crawl over you

Or wasps to sting you

No ta
 
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