JackVettriano
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I had to put a little lock on the bedroom door to keep the little treasure out my room. Or he comes in and wrecks the blind.
Anyone from the UK?
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AmandaKellyUK
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Doesn’t that create the door scratching/song of my people problem?
Wriggle
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The door hasn't shut properly since 2019.The latch needs fixing.
Sometimes, when I'm about to get lucky, my wife puts a kettle bell behind it.
But then we get this
Wriggle
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Yeah, but so am I
Oh me too!!! No need for a window cleaner for a while!! May need to paint though!!
AmandaKellyUK
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When they decide to openly become our overlords you are going to be in big trouble
Btq97
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Only if the have opposable thumbs till then meh.
Besides are women going to step aside so meekly?
AmandaKellyUK
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Speaking as a woman (I have the badge and everything) there is no way I’m getting in between cats and ultimate power - besides they are furry and cuddly!
Btq97
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So are some ladies or so I have been told.
Daisy_Love
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Happy Friiiidayyyyyy, UKers 
Saltfountain
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Last day of deliveries. Last day of 4am starts...
deft
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Totally read that in your voice…Happy Friiiidayyyyyy, UKers
happy Friday!
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What are you delivering?
RosewoodTulip
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Stupid bastarding wind 
Anyway. Morning all!
Anyway. Morning all!
Saltfountain
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Nope, not delivering that. There's plenty of that already...Stupid bastarding wind
Anyway. Morning all!
Fruit and veg
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For some reason the immediate response that went through my head was “cor blimey guvnor” for some reason I have weird mary poppins cockney response mechanism to that - it may be because of Gregg Wallace
Fufumberuk
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I'm always fascinated by the different colours councils choose for bins. Why aren't they all the same?
deft
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Because consultants, and “corporate identity”
AmandaKellyUK
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Can we all agree brown bin is garden waste?Because consultants, and “corporate identity”
Fufumberuk
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I appreciate that my previous comment may be slightly of subject matter, so to satisfy the mods. I'm happy to start a new thread dedicated to the subject of waste and recycling bins, colours and variety of sizes etc.
I appreciate that my previous comment may be slightly of subject matter, so to satisfy the mods. I'm happy to start a new thread dedicated to the subject of waste and recycling bins, colours and variety of sizes etc.
RosewoodTulip
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I'm just jealous of all of you that have an actual bin for your recycling. I have boxes so I've spent all week picking up all the crap that's blown down the garden
AmandaKellyUK
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a thread discussing colours and variety of sizes may get hijacked……./\
I appreciate that my previous comment may be slightly of subject matter, so to satisfy the mods. I'm happy to start a new thread dedicated to the subject of waste and recycling bins, colours and variety of sizes etc.
Fufumberuk
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That's a pretty safe bet, but there will always be an exception
